Jessica Biel
She looks great. On an intellectual level I don't love those colors together, but they're used sparingly enough that something about it does provoke a positive response in me -- they're almost so wrong together that it's perfect, and the shoes tie it all into a nice cozy knot that would make a Boy Scout feel inferior.
Natalie Portman
This is her second Uterine Secret-Mongerer on this site today. I don't care for the bunchy tailoring and the fact that the left half looks like it has disproportionate jowls. But the lining is pretty, so... there's a compliment.
Stella Tennant
Whereas every time this wrongness comes back around, it passes Go and has to PAY $200. She looks like a social experiment. "We've swapped your regular Project Runway contestants with a bunch of Miss Universe also-rans. LET'S SEE IF YOU NOTICE."
Leelee Sobieski
And then she comes along and mops up the carnage by choosing the simple path to elegance. Not the most youthful look on her, but at least there aren't lazily gnawed giant buttonholes over her boobs. Whenever I'm having a rough day, that will be how I pull myself out of the bog.