Alexander Skarsgard
The jacket might be like a WHISPER too small, but realistically, I have no complaints.
Winona Ryder
Heather will hate those shoes, but otherwise Wino looks totally reasonable for a movie screening. Sidebar: can we just think about how much shit Winona Ryder got for being addicted to drugs and shoplifting, after which she cleaned herself up and basically never screwed up again, and compare it to the shenanigans of (for example) Lindsay Lohan? People say it's harder to get away with things now that the internet exists, and that is true, but comparatively speaking, Winona probably wishes she had committed her youthful indiscretions ten years later. (Note: drug addiction and shop-lifting isn't OKAY. I'm just saying that her career really suffered due to something that would today get her a role in a Lifetime movie. Now I really wish Winona Ryder had played Elizabeth Taylor in Liz and Dick. I'm not kidding.)
Paula Patton
Paula is lovely, but we all know what Tyra would say about what this dress is doing to her neck.
Paula Patton
This isn't helping, Paula.
Heather Matarazzo
A little bit too all-over porridge-colored, but on the whole: I accept you.
Andrea Riseborough
THIS might require a little more porridge, as it's giving me a headache.
Elizabeth Olsen
She's adorable in a very 90s way. Go talk to Winona about your Doc Martens, Elizabeth!
Glenn Close
I sort of wish SHE were wearing Elizabeth Olsen's jeans. Is that so wrong?