Scarlett Johansson
The gist of this is cute, but does it fit particularly well? It seems kind of... boobularly blousy. It also looks more like she should be at a Marie Claire luncheon or something, rather than a film premiere of a sexy movie where she sexies.
Scarlett Johansson
This is the back. I feel her on needing the support garment, but it reminds me a little of the scene in Dirty Dancing when Baby tries on Penny's mambo gown while she's wearing her Cross Your Heart bra and they all laugh at how silly that looks.
Julianne Moore
Now THAT is a Fancy Premiere dress. And it might even be a pretty good one. It's flattering, and it's got a bit of sex appeal, and it looks KIND OF like she's hiding in a shrubbery in the dark, but Julianne Moore is definitely on my list of people who could do that and still look good.
Tony Danza
Eyyyy! Ohhhhh! Easiest joke in the world. I'm so sorry for that. Well actually, easier would've been to make a joke about whether he is the boss, but I think we all know what the answer to that question was. (Maybe we don't: For me, the answer is and will always be Mona.)
Melanie Griffith
Well, you have to give Melanie Griffith all the credit in the world for still having that body.
"Don Jon" New York Premiere - Red Carpet
Obviously he is terribly cute.
Iman Shumpert
Iman plays for the Knicks. His outfit is unspeakable. He looks like the third man on the totem pole in a boy band called Red White & Ballz.