Lionel Richie
HELLO. It is you I'm looking for!
DAMN IT.
El DeBarge
JUST LAST WEEK, I was bemoaning that I couldn't use my favorite Bufy quote about fashion and NOW I CAN. Ahem: "You look like DeBarge."
That was SUPER apt.
John Legend
John Legend looks handsome in that "I just wore whatever" kind of way. I cried listening to your new song in the car the other day, John. Congrats.
Stephen Bishop
I am all about everything that is happening here.
Kevin Hart and Eniko Parrish
I know it's weird that this is my main note, but: one's boutonniere really ought to provide more contrast with one's blazer. GOOD DAY.
Tristen Wilds
Tristen Wilds was totally just heading over to the 7-11 for a Diet Coke Slurpee when he decided, "what the hell. I'm going to pop by the BET Awards."
Ginuwine
Donna Meagle SURELY did not approve this outfit.
Nelly
JUST YESTERDAY I had the experience in which I came into my own home, noted to my own self, "It's getting hot in here," and then I ANSWERED myself by singing, "SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES," and yes, there's a reason I'm single. That said: you guys, that song has aged way better than anticipated. I STILL can't hear it without dancing. In short, thank you, Nelly. You kind of look like a Palm Springs mixologist in this, but whatever.
Diamond Platnumz
I do not know who this dude is, but he looks SHARP and thus I am in. ALSO Wikipedia taught me some wonderful things about him, namely that he is from Tanzania, AND: "He is best known for his hit song "Number One". He performed at the Big Brother Africa 7 eviction show in May 2012. Diamond is ...believed to be the highest selling Tanzanian artist of ringtones."
Tony Rock
Tony here is Chris Rock's brother. I can see the resemblance and I appreciate him not half-assing his wardrobe at this event.