Chris Evans
God, he's such a dish. I love the beard AND the outfit. (And, of course, the fact that he gallantly escorted Betty White to the stage for her award.) Why isn't bearded Chris Evans in cashmere escorting ME places? WHY?
Joey Lawrence
Joey Lawrence showed up looking, as I said on Twitter, like his own wax figurine.
Taylor Spreitler, Joey Lawrence
I might be too old to learn what a "Taylor Spreitler" is, but Joey Lawrence is old enough to know that WALLET CHAINS need be a trend that he leaves in his past.
Adam Sandler
Sandler is like, "yeah, yeah, I totally didn't want to come to this thing, but thanks anyway, this suit's been in the back of my closet for twenty-five years, see ya at Kids' Choice."
Matt Bomer
HELLO, HANDSOME. Did you see the news yesterday that Bomer is going to star as Montgomery Clift in an HBO project? Is that not great casting, at least visually?
The Band Perry
Two of out three of these people are dudes, so into the Dudes post they go. Lady Perry looks so facially like AnnaLynne McCord to me here. The other Perrys look, as usual, like someone woke them them from arrested slumber in a cryogenic chamber.
Anthony Anderson
He looks jaunty. The shoes work with the pocket square. (Parenthetically, should I be watching blackish? The ads always make me laugh, and I do love Tracee.)
Robert Downey Jr
I could live without those glasses. You look like Bono, RDJ.
Adrian Grenier
I cannot believe there is a freaking Entourage movie coming out. (Did I ever tell you about the time I got caught on Wilshire behind them filming said movie? Everyone was in a convertible in front of the RegBevWil and I swear to god, the rest of us drivers who were held up because they were driving extremely slowly all exchanged driver-to-driver facial expressions that said, "why can't we be stuck in traffic for something better than ENTOURAGE THE MOVIE, am I right??"
Fall Out Boy
Fall Out Boy can't believe someone talked them into doing this.
Caitriona Balfe, Sam Heughan
Caitriona looks like she's wearing a VERY fancy nightgown, but I was never going to deprive you of this. (I STILL haven't watched Outlander, mostly because I know I am going to love it and I need to have the time to love it properly.)
Hunter Hayes
Sure. Okay. Fine.
Chris Evans
YES.