Idris Elba

I feel like endless photos of Idris Elba being handsome are what I need, every day, for the rest of my life.

Chris Pine

At one Fashion Week many moons ago, our friends TLo once said to us of an actor who shall remain nameless -- it was NOT Chris Pine -- "he looks like an evil choreographer." Apparently, Chris Pine ALSO had an Evil Choreographer costume tucked away.

Karl Urban

"Shit. Was it Evil Choreographer night? I thought we were doing Hedge Fund Dudes. YOU GUYS."

Sam Heughan

"Oh, I thought it was Sailor Night. No? Dang. Oh, well. A Breton stripe is a classic."

James Franco

FYI, James Franco looks like this at the moment. Let's all agree it's for a role.

Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes of Star Trek Beyond

I am unhappy to inform you that John Cho did not appear to be at this premiere. HOWEVER! He did a great interview in the New York Times, to which I am happy to direct you (the journalist who conducted the interview is Nicole Chung, who was of course the managing editor at our dearly beloved The Toast).