
"Drink this in," he is thinking, "because this outfit is going someplace unexpected."

AND LO. It's not that this is... bad, per se? It's just not quite what you think you'll see at a premiere where everyone else is clad in suits. He kind of looks like he just wandered down to WATCH the movie rather than debut it.

I had NO IDEA that these two are dating, but here you have it (the interwebs and her Twitter confirm it). He looks dishy, although I feel like his jacket should be buttoned for some reason. And Starbuck over there has been bamboozled into wearing something that's disintegrating before our eyes.

Hmm. Why is this not working for me? Is it too SMALL, maybe, just a hair? He seems a little tense in it, no?

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His facial hair is so entertaining. I hope he slowly shaves it, piece by piece.

I am totally on board with this bromance. Welcome to your new screen saver (or whatever the kids do these days).
