Jake Owen

I really like this suit's color, but the cut of his shirt makes him look like he forgot one and is hoping we don't realize he's making his scarf play double-duty.

Parmalee

I would wear that silver blazer, let's be honest.

Dierks Bentley

I really REALLY like that men are branching out in terms of the colors of suits they're wearing. That said, do the proportions on this seem weird?

Luke Bryan, Caroline Boyer

"Well, THESE TWO look really VEGAS," I thought, and then saw that this event was IN Vegas.

Jason Aldean

I feel like every part of his body is going to a different party.

Rascal Flatts

I feel like The Stylists of the World must LOVE getting to style country music events. The dudes WILL do wacky stuff.

Tim McGraw

Tim looks elegant and classic, as usual.

Scotty McCreery

This isn't bad, but is IS Magician-Adjacent.

Cole Swindell

And I think this is GREAT, but ruined by the cap. Dude, I don't know if you're bald or what, but there are plenty of hot baldies in the world. OWN IT.

Chris Young

Briefly thought his vest/pants combo was a Man Jumpsuit, which would have been THRILLING.

Frankie Ballard

This actually all works for me.

Sam Hunt

I feel like this either needs a tie, or one top button undone, or else he looks like a figure skater.

Dan + Shay

I have no idea who you guys are, but APPLAUSE for your pocket squares.

Eric Decker

I'm not quite sure why he looks so sloppy but...here we are.

Thomas Rhett

I approve of this! (I love a polka dot tie.)

Trombone Shorty

I LOVE that leather jacket. I want to touch it.

T.J. Osborne, John Osborne

ONE of you looks like a wacky prospector from an unseen season of Deadwood that took a surprisingly comedic turn.

Charles Kelley

Sure, fine, whatever.

Preston Brust, Chris Lucas

These two fully believe they are currently at Coachella.

Michael Ray

Always going to give it to the dude with the pointing.

Kip Moore

This tee shirt was a mistake, good man.

Kiefer Sutherland

And then Kiefer Sutherland showed up.

Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes of the ACM Awards

As you guys know, I don't really follow country music. Like, I know who the heavy hitters are, but I'm not that familiar with even the B-list. This is not out of any kind of anti-country judgement (it's not my jam, but I fully support it being the jam of others) as much as it is that my brain only has so much room for random celebrities, and A LOT of it is full of bizarro European royals. So what I'm saying is, I call upon the Country Music Experts in Fug Nation to DISH about any of these dudes. It takes a village, you guys. {Photos: Fame/Flynet]