Theo James
(a) He looks very handsome and (b) I enjoy that Poster Theo James is looking at himself so approvingly, like, "yeah, we clean up pretty well."
Ansel Elgort
On the other end of the spectrum, this yahoo looks like he left the makeup chair without removing the protective Kleenex that prevents his blazer -- which is too small - from getting powder on it.
Ansel Elgort
He also did THIS all up and down the red carpet, which...congrats on your happiness, sweetie? Sure. (Also, between him and Miles Teller, I feel like this movie is secretly just Shailene Woodley collecting the Greatest Hits of Her Past Leading Men together. If only she could have found a part for that dingdong who was in Secret Life with her. A show, which, as I never fail to remind people, literally ran a serious plotline in which a character believed her father was killed in a plane crash by God as a punishment for her premarital sex and NO ONE TOLD HER THIS WAS VERY UNLIKELY.)
Miles Teller
Speaking of Miles Teller! I think he is handsome in this.
Joseph David-Jones
All of this is working for me.
Jaden Smith
I also enjoy that Jaden Smith is kind of like, "hello, I'm not in this movie, I'm just here to SEE this movie? Can you...where is the popcorn? Are we done?"
Keiynan Lonsdale
This was ALSO a bold suiting choice that I think paid off. I might have done other shoes, but I never know what I'm talking about with men's shoes, let's just be honest.
Andy Bean
Apparently, he is a golfer, but he LOOKS very professorial.
Bill Skarsgard
He's the Brother of Alex Skargard and to me he looks like he's just waiting for his chance to play a slightly weaselly suitor in a Merchant-and-Ivory-style period piece.
Jeff Daniels
And then Jeff Daniels showed up.