Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes of The Avengers: Age of Ultron premiere

Chris Hemsworth and Wax Thor

That is one cranky waxwork. He looks less like Chris Hemsworth's Thor to me than some washed-up WWE wrestler named Jack Hammer.

Well, he is agony to behold. What a migraine. I can't believe I put you through this.

So many rugged Chrises. (And in fairly similar suits.) I just want him to come to my house and, like, chop some wood and then hang stuff.

"No no my lady sit down. Let ME alphabetize your spice cupboard and decant a diabolical cabernet."

When was the last time he wore untinted glasses? I made a joke that he's turning into Bono, but... IS he turning into Bono?

It will never stop being surreal to me that Paul Rudd is Ant Man. Then again, the persistence in making a movie about Ant Man is surprise enough.

I love his tie. I also didn't recognize him with the expansive stubble.

He may not be my favorite of the Avengers, but he cleans up nice.

The amount that these two appear to adore each other really warms my heart. They are practically gripping each other tenderly.

They need some meat in this sandwich. Line forms to the left.