
Never going to complain about sunglasses and a classic tux -- although it's possible I might argue for tighter pants, if you're going for the ankle-length pants/no socks look. TIGHTER PANTS FOR ALL.

So shy and retiring, our Orlando Jones.

Marcus and Miles are on black-ish and they both look fab. That tiny suit on Miles makes me want to squeeze him. (I cannot resist tiny boys in grown-up clothes and also LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE.) I'd argue that many much older dudes would do well to emulate Marcus, too -- that patterned shirt is groovy and the shoes are perfect with it, if you're not going to do a classic suit.

Marsai is also on black-ish and she is ALSO adorable. I TOLD YOU that cast has the cutest kids on TV. I would wear that dress in grown-up size. (Anthony also looks nice.)

This is not how I imagine French Montana in my head, but also, French Montana has an amazing Wikipedia page, including REALLY REALLY specific details in the personal life section, which honestly makes me hope that whoever is writing said section also has a job where that kind of obsessive attention to detail, paired with correct sourcing and generally excellent grammar, is valued. (I'm not kidding; usually when a celebrity has a Personal Life section this detailed, it has sub-par copy because it's being written by someone who is possibly slightly bonkers. Whoever is writing this one turned in some clean copy -- with the exception of an over-reliance on and occasional misuse of dashes -- and I salute her.) There are also subsections for "shooting attempts" AND "exotic pets."

Somewhere, there is a figure skater thinking, "I NEED to get my hands on that jacket."

This is some next-level couples coordination.

As jumpsuits go, this isn't bad. Swizz looks quite sharp, too.

It was warm in Los Angeles this weekend; I just want to run up to Akon and give him some sunglasses.

He is extreeeeeeeemely handsome, and also I love the pop of red from his socks. (He also won this year's Humanitarian Award and gave a very powerful speech.)

Speaking of extreeeeeeeemely handsome...

Casual wear for an awards show is hard -- I actually think this pulls it off beautifully.

Ditto, for both of these looks. (Not that Julissa looks casual, as much as "awesome cocktail-y," but you feel me. The step below "black tie formal red carpet" gets confusing for people sometimes.)

His name is Major, and so is his hat!

I found myself muttering that I need Rosalyn to move over so I could get a better look at Jidenna, and it's unusual to wish for the woman to step out of frame so we can all get a better gander at what the dude is wearing. I like it.

When I saw this snap in thumbnail, I thought it was a hammer and sickle the front of his hat, and I thought, "Ro James just REALLY loved this season of The Americans."

If only every slideshow could end with Samuel L Jackson. The world would be a better place.
