Ariana Grande
STOP THE PRESSES. Ariana Grande is NOT wearing a ponytail. Honestly, her hair looks a billion times better like this, and I think it's a HUGE upgrade. BONUS POINTS.
Jena Malone
This is basically totally adorable.
Charli XCX
I'm too old to parse the concept behind this get-up. Next.
Alesha Dixon
This is fully crazy, but I kind of like it. Am I fully crazy?!
Jourdan Dunn
Please tell me this is on backwards.
Jourdan Dunn in Donna Karan
Jourdan also clearly thought better of that, and changed. That leg slit is EXCESSIVE in real life. When I saw this on the runway, I thought, "this could go wrong on the wrong person," but luckily, Jourdan Dunn here is a model and I think she is managing to pull it off. (Mere mortals, consider maybe showing a little less hip.)
Kiesza
THIS is the kind of crazy I look forward to at the MTV European Music Awards. Wikipedia tells me that Kiesza here taught herself to play guitar during group sing alongs in the Royal Canadian Navy!
Bibi Zhou
And Wikipedia tells me that Bibi Zhou "was the first runner-up in the 2005 Super Girl Competition, which is a Chinese version of Pop Idol for female contestants only" and she has released albums called, "Who Touched My Violin String," "Now," and also "Wow." Said Wiki vaguely implies that she was temporarily literally a hostage of her manager, but escaped via calming thoughts, and I would like to see this Lifetime movie.
Nicki Minaj
This is actually totally adorable on Nicki.
Nicki Minaj
Even if it is, as one of you said about Miranda Lambert last week, a bit 1940s Cigarette Girl.
Enrique Iglesias
Remember 2009? Enrique is here to remind us that it happened.
David Hasselhoff
And then David Hasselhoff showed up in a kilt. Hey, this WAS in Scotland.