I don't really like this, but I dislike it in a way I can respect. Does that make sense? It's not boring, it's not tacky, it's not obvious. I'm not a fan, but I don't want to sit her down and lecture her.
Why, hello Christian Siriano Skirt, I still like you.
Walt Junior! I wish he were wearing a proper collar but a round of applause for young men in unconventional but handsome men's wear is always appropriate, I think.
Tinkerbell: The Real Housewife Years.
This is NOT Erdem but it feels like Erdem and I love Erdem, ergo I feel like I love this. Math is fun!
Ian Ziering here kind of looks like he's your Ship's Captain and he's welcoming you aboard a ship that's exciting and new. He's been expecting you. Etc. (Speaking of, Aaron Spelling Inc should TOTES revive The Love Boat and give Ziering a role. Fug Friend Carrie and I had this whole convo the other night about which Love Boat employee was the most bang-able, and I voted for Isaac. I mean, go for the bartender, right? OMG MAYBE THIS IS WHY I'M SO INTO FINGER GUNS AND PEOPLE POINTING AT THINGS. Thanks for being here for that psycho-sexual breakthrough.)
This seems acceptable.
INSERT SHOE RANT HERE, amiright?
Oh, Bitsie, I wish this were a dress, but you are kind of working it. And I dig that bag.
The jumpsuits are going to wear me down eventually. Are they? No, I'm going to be strong. They do the ass of a lady nary a favor and I will always fight for your ass to look pert and perfect.
I know she hasn't been a blonde for AGES, but I will still never be able to recognize her out of her LOST-gear.
I applaud the Unconventional Shoe.
Whatever you do, DON'T let her be in charge of the A/V component of your giant party, guys.
She looks like she's at this party to make sure that everyone's contracts are in order. And she's going to do it BEAUTIFULLY and with great class and elegance, but still.
NO. This needs about two feet chopped off of it to be half as fun as it ought to be.
Andrea Roth was SO GOOD in our beloved and long-lost Ringer and I feel sure she deserves better than this. YOU DESERVE MORE THAN A BLAND SACK ANDREA ROTH.