Hilary Rhoda
Togas are SO HOT for fall, you guys! (Actually, this is kind of great on her.)
Drew Barrymore (w. InStyle managing editor Ariel Foxman)
She looks totally cute and vintage-y and Drew-ish and I continue to speculate that she'd pregnant again because that's how I roll. (If I were famous, people would think I am pregnant all the time, due to my obsession about sandwiches.)
Coco Rocha
She's working this, as usual. I covet that bracelet. And those shoes. And her hair.
Savannah Guthrie
She's so cute; she can stay. She is one of the few people who would remain if I were magically put in charge of Today. Lauer, you're out! Morales, you're out! (Al Roker can obviously stay. And so can Willie Geist, whom I love. Okay, and I'm clearly keeping Hoda and KLG. Okay, so mostly I just really don't like Matt Lauer.)
Joan Smalls
This is like a bridesmaid's dress. And it also looks like two nipple shields peeking out from behind a formal bath towel. In other words: it's awful. But her FACE is gorgeous.
Mary-Kate Olsen, makeup artist Tom Pecheux and Ashley Olsen
"Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE. Form of....BUSINESS WOMAN." (Although it works on them.)
Iman
She's basically pretty flawless.
Carine Roitfeld
OH CARINE. Not you too.
Constance Jablonski
Are those bike shorts under tulle pants? Jesus, take the wheel.
Michelle Dockery
That skirt is kind of great, but man -- hardly anyone looks good in that oatmeal color next to her face, and Lady Mary is no exception.
Alek Wek
Alek Wek looks like the longest person in the world in this dress. It's not bad, but I think that's because her face is basically just carrying the entire thing. The more I look at it, the more the proportions seem a bit off to me.
Tao Okamoto
Tao Okamoto is a model who was also in The Wolverine this summer, and she is so very very pretty. This entire slideshow is like, "I'm not sure about this outfit but my god she is good-looking."
Carolyn Murphy
If I never see another Sheer Something Or Other outside the lingerie department, it will be too soon. IT'S SO BORING. WE GET IT. MOVE AWN.
Prabal Gurung
In case you were wondering, Prabal Gurung is really handsome.
Arizona Muse
Sure. Mostly I just want to point out that if you wrote a novel with a model protagonist named "Arizona Muse," your editor would tell you to change it for being too on-the-nose.
Julianne Hough
This has about 90 details too many.
Linda Evangelista
Linda looks like she's going to a party where everyone has been instructed to dress like a formal Rachel Zoe.