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I also have to presume the pilot/co-pilot/navigator referred to themselves as Wedge, Porkins, and Gold Leader throughout the flight. Including the part where Wedge was trying to fix a jammed bathroom door and Mark Hamill shouted, "Get clear, Wedge. You can't do any more good back there."

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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I also love that even a marketing plane created ENTIRELY for a photo op cannot be captured by professional lenses except through a minefield of airport security fences.

John Boyega

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Right back atcha, friend.

John Boyega

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He is really into the shiny suits -- first purple, now this one. I hope he goes for dark green soon.

John Boyega, Oscar Isaac

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What a heinous sight to behold. Absolutely do not make this your desktop wallpaper. Ever.

Oscar Isaac

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Is his shirt... lilac? Oh, Oscar Lilac. You are a delight.

Gwendoline Christie

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This is nice on her. Black and blue isn't my usual color combo choice, but she's carrying this very elegantly.

Carrie Fisher

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"Okay, Carbonite, wait 'til Harrison hits his mark and I say go... wait for it... waaaaaait.... okay GET HIM."

Carrie Fisher

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Who's force is awakening NOW?

Mark Hamill

star wars the force awakens european premiere

"And then the Emperor was like JOIN MEEEE and Luke was like FATHERRRRR... PLEEEEASE... and then Darth Vader was all... oh, shoot, sorry, is that still considered a spoiler?"

Adam Driver

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She looks beautiful again, and also again, he is overflowing with intensity.

Peter Mayhew and Harrison Ford

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I want this road trip comedy right now.

Fugs and Fabs: The European Premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
I know people are frustrated by the incessant merchandising of The Force Awakens, but I have to say, I welcome it with open arms. Because do you KNOW how easy it's made Christmas shopping this year? That said, I still find it hilarious that they went so far as to PAINT A PLANE LIKE R2D2 to carry the movie's stars to Gatwick. I hope it bleep-blooped at them throughout, and delivered the air-safety speech via holographic projection of Princess Leia: "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. I can't secure my own oxygen mask." PS: For those of you who saw it this morning or are seeing it today, no spoilers yet please! (We don't get to see it until this weekend!) [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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