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Kate Mara and Michael B Jordan

JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY, you two attractive people. DO IT FOR ME.

Michael B Jordan in Givenchy

Last week, we were talking about how it would be cool if Vogue put a man on the cover, and one of you suggested Michael B Jordan should be that man. And I think that is such a brilliant idea. He wears clothes so well. (Although I'd like to see this with his hand not in his pocket, just for The Lines of His Suit.)

Miles Teller

I think Miles Teller here is really charismatic and talented -- he is so so good in Whiplash -- but I'm not totally sure he's a double-breasted suit dude. Or, at the very least, I think it's possible THIS double-breasted suit is a wee small on him. *

(*Also, he was just interviewed for Esquire and I don't know that I think this interview was a great look for him, either.)

Kate Mara in Valentino

The idea of wearing leather right now -- even sleeveless and short -- makes me break into sweat hives. But this dress is going to be SO cute come fall with tights, and her lipstick is super.

Kate Mara

And this suits her gamine haircut, I think. The whole thing is very Rosemary's Baby, ideally without her having neighbors who are currently worshiping Satan and feeding her smoothies to keep her docile. (Seriously, that movie is very anti-smoothie.)

Jamie Bell

Then Jamie Bell showed up! (I mean. He is in the movie. So it's not, like, a surprise. I do wish he'd dance into frame, though. We know he can do it!)

Fugs and Fabs: The Fantastic Four Premiere
I'm exceedingly interested in this fictional relationship I've invented for these two people. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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