
Well, it's not sheer, and for that I send up a thousand hallelujahs. She looks polished and professional, but I think the flash is giving the dress a queasy color, and the pockets on the skirt make it look like that part is on backward.

The color is a little less severe in other lighting? Her lipstick choice is helping, at least.

As is the fact that she isn't in beige pumps, although I want to snip off the balance beam between the ball and the heel.

She looks cute, but that hair is rough on her. The curtain bang is severe, and not for everyone.

She looks like a cocktail waitress at an off-strip casino.

He was just on The Muppets, and he could not save it from its joyless, tonally wrong self. Nobody, methinks, can save it from that.

I'm so accustomed to seeing him as grouchy Michael from Burn Notice that when he smiles, it seems COMPLETELY BIZARRE to me. Like he is an alien who is only just learning how. I'm not complaining; it's just so jarring because I have only EVER known him from Burn Notice.

Dapper. Do we think the sideburns are for work only, or a souvenir he plans to keep?

Right back atcha, Bruce.
