Rihanna is wearing what looks like a fuzzy, cozy, formal robe. Why am I not wearing a formal robe right now? It's FASHION WEEK and also I apparently now live on the arctic tundra, so....
Where did Karl get this baby and what is he going to do with her? On the other hand, "Karl Lagerfeld Inherits a Baby" IS a reality show I would watch.
I secretly like this. Is that crazy? It probably is.
I feel like this is ALSO warm and cozy and correct. Why am I not wearing THIS? I am so cold, you guys. SO very cold. I feel like a tertiary character about to die in a cheesy movie.
She looks like a living Valentine in a way that appeals to me, but I freely admit that I might have Steinfeld Blindness, wherein I am prone to like things on her just because I like HER on her.
Those are the coldest and firmest abs in Manhattan right now.