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Camilla Belle in Ferragamo

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Once I realized the skirt was not pants -- it was a weird optical illusion -- I decided I might not have hated it with a sensible top. Instead, we got a medium pizza, delivered cold, with all the cheese having slid to one side because the delivery dude let the box fall on the floor.

Holland Roden

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Great shoes, but ... sigh. It's a washout.

Freida Pinto in Ferragamo

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I wonder if this looked more flattering in person; it's a gorgeous color green but underwhelming in this picture, and Freida Pinto is so pretty that it's just criminal not to do that maximum justice at all times.

Angela Lindvall

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Freida would have looked GREAT in this, for example. It's a tremendous color.

Demi Moore in Ferragamo

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I am not sure why her pelvis is in clown college?

Kiernan Shipka in Ferragamo

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She, of course, somehow manages to look the coolest and most polished.

Ferragamo

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And look! A close-up of interesting shoes! This photographer totally earned his or her paycheck today. Those are nutty but in a way that's appealingly art deco.

Ferragamo

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These were on Kiernan Shipka, and I think I would've liked them better without the yoke between the toe and the heel. It's like a false wedge. If you're not getting actual arch support out of it, you might as well go for the winning aesthetics.

Fugs and Fabs: The Ferragamo 100th Anniversary Party
I never know whether to lead with the eye sores, or the celebs you love. In this case I decided it was kinder to start out with a wallop and then soothe you with some Kiernan Shipka, as opposed to luring you into a false sense of relaxation and then dropping Camilla Belle in your laps like a hot mic. [Photos: Getty]

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