Marion Cotillard

I feel like the only way to rescue this is to sort of defensively tell everyone you met, "LOOK, I'm FRENCH, okay? I CAN PULL IT OFF."

Michelle Williams

Is her dress covered in bags, and eyelash curlers, and other such beauty detritus? That's a bit more whimsy than we usually see from this one, which is kind of a nice change. If only her dress were covered with tiny prints of her own LV hangbag ads.

Sofia Coppola

"I don't fear you, PETA." (Although I suppose this could be faux.)

Fugs and Fabs: The Foundation Louis Vuitton Opening

In which even Marion Cotillard cannot save a look that's gone wholly off the rails. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]