Tamara Taylor
WHAT. NO. This is...it's....it's not even a pants/skirt combo. It's, the best I can tell, a LEG FLAP meant to APPROXIMATE PANTS but which is, in actuality, one leg of a pair of chaps. IT'S A CHAP. I CANNOT.
January Jones
I can't wholly read JanJo's shirt, but it seems to be in aid of Royal Writing, and I'm taking that as a sign that she's a big fan of our royals round-ups/The Royal We, and THANK YOU, January, your taste is obviously exquisite.
January Jones's Shoes
But your shoes do look like they might be related to my pop-bead bracelets of yore? (I kind of like them.)
Julianne Hough
It seems that Pleasantly Floaty Nightgowns are really here to stay. On one hand, I find this sort of shapeless. On the other...this will be very convenient when I'm feeling bloated, soooo....??
Vanessa Hudgens
I think she looks great, honestly. Has any other Fug Madness winner ever turned it around with such consistency? Bless.
Carly Rae Jepsen
Sheer jumpsuits! A marriage to which I would object if given the opportunity to speak now or forever hold my...you know.
Vanessa Lengies
I like her very much -- she was a delight in the late, lamented American Dreams, which none of us will ever see on DVD because SOMEONE didn't do those music rights correctly, like, AT ALL -- but this seems like maybe a bit too fancy for the event?
Keke Palmer
KEKE. THOSE PANTS. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [flings self in front of the closet in an ultimately futile attempt to save Keke Palmer from making a terrible, terrible mistake.]
Hannah Simone
This is cute! (If unremarkable, but that's okay. I'd be delighted to be described as "cute, if unremarkable.")
Paget Brewster
Imagine these with houndstooth shoes, Paget! JUST IMAGINE THAT! PS: I still love you.
Michaela Conlin
I hate to complain about a colorful ensemble, but perhaps this could use one fewer color? Huge bonus points for that awesome bracelet, though.
Rachael Harris
This seems on-brand, right? Right.
Missi Pyle
Would this be better with a little leather jacket? I feel like it might be.
Mary Steenburgen
NO JOKE, I thought Mary was Carly Rae Jepsen when I saw this photo in thumbnail.
Kether Donohue
This silhouette is VERY charming on her, no?
Ana Gasteyer
Foxy! Er, no pun intended.
Liza Lapira
She's in Cooper Barrett's Guide to Surviving Life, which I have not seen, and she missed a huge opportunity to pick up one of the colors from her great clutch in her shoes, BUT! That color is great on her, and her hair + lipstick game is STELLAR.
Dilshad Vadsaria
She's in Second Chance, a show which Fug Friend Carrie explained to me at length over the weekend and which seems complicated. This is pretty! Again, I do think that people were confused by the dress code for this thing. As ever.
Natalie Morales
I kind of wish this top wasn't cropped, but a lot of this is way better than it has any right to be.
Annet Mahendru
First: She is GREAT on The Americans which is great GREAT great, and one of the only shows I actually watch without also simultaneously fiddling about on my phone. Also, 1992 Me is sooooo into this look.
Stephanie Beatriz, Melissa Fumero
Hey, Melissa Fumero is pregnant! Mazel to her. I hope this means Brooklyn 99 is going to start hiding her behind a variety of giant, hilarious objects. (They're both on the aforementioned 99, which I also recommend. FOX's comedies are kind of great right now.)