Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon
Geena looks amazing; Susan looks like she wishes she were still in Cannes
Keke Palmer
KEKE PALMER. YOU GO BACK UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON A SHIRT, YOUNG LADY! Whoa. Sorry. I just turned into Keke Palmer's mom there. YOU'RE SO PRETTY IF YOU'D JUST GET YOUR HAIR OFF YOUR EAR. HAVE YOU DONE YOUR CALCULUS HOMEWORK? YOUR CHORES AREN'T GOING TO DO THEMSELVES AND THE DISHWASHER HAS NOT BEEN UNLOADED YET. Phew. Sorry. I don't know where all of that came from. Needless to say, I don't know that we needed to revisit the Going Out Clothes of the Early Aughts, as much as I personally enjoyed wearing them when I, too, was young.
Leighton Meester
Blair Waldorf! Speaking of people who are all grown-up now. She looks great.
Ta'Rhonda Jones
I both love her and think this is CRAZY. But she looks like a very stylish super hero who has decided that a cape has been DONE, and a really fab coat is the wave of the future for all chic crime-fighters.
Emma Roberts
File this one under "washed out," I'm afraid. Although her shoes are great.
Queen Latifah
She is in Lee Daniel's new show -- which looks TOTALLY UP MY STREET -- but this kind of looks like a publicity shot for a show called La: Lifecoach, in which she just pops up at your door to tell you what you're doing wrong in your life and how to stop it.
Victoria Justice
I am scared to ask if those are actually pants, because she looks good and I am scared to re-evaluate.
Grace Gealey
She JUST married her co-star Trai Byers, so she is too blissed out -- hopefully! -- to even care what she's wearing right now.
Kaitlin Doubleday
She ALSO just got married! So many mazels to the ladies of Empire. For a while, I thought this dress was covered in tiny knives, which would be sort of hilariously soap operatic.
Lea Michele
A little Robert Palmer Girl from Lea -- which actually really works on her, I think.
Serayah
Whereas she looks like she's in an awesome 90s girl group.
David Boreanez and Emily Deschanel
These two look like they're getting all their promotional obligations out of the way at once and posing for their Bones promo posters.
Morena Baccarin and Ben McKenzie
And THEY just had a baby. Morena looks gorgeous and Ben looks like he hasn't slept in months, as he probably has not.
Ali Larter
So many tiny pleats! This kind of works on her, though.
Kristen Schaal
This is quirky as hell, but really works for her.
Billie Lourd
This color is fantastic on her, but is the skirt maybe too short? (Not for, like, propriety or whatever. For the proportions of the dress.)
Christina Milian
This is Zimmermann, and I REALLY thought Julianne Hough was going to get to it first.
January Jones
I love this on her. And those shoes? YES, PLEASE.
Jessica Lange
She doesn't care, and is also potentially my hero.