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Gillian Anderson

gillian anderson FOX upfronts 2015

It's not that she's even a bad blonde, it's just... when you're used to a person with red hair, like say Cynthia Nixon or even Emma Stone, it's jarring when they go anywhere else. Her dress is cute, though. Also: DANA SCULLY. COME ON. BRING THE TITIAN.

Hannah Simone

hannah simone FOX upfronts 2015

I can live with this and its shoulder windows, but I'd live with it a lot more happily and with less passive-aggressive comments about how it never cleans the bathroom if it had FULL sleeves.

Cat Deeley

cat deeley FOX upfronts 2015

This is all a bit kitschy for me, like she bought it at a souvenir stall on vacation and she hasn't realized yet that it has a time and a place that is not here.

Lea Michele

lea michele FOX upfronts 2015

I don't hate this, but we're getting into the "people aren't all dressed for the same party" situation. Having said that, Lea DID then go to a People/EW party, so she MIGHT have dressed for that one and just figured she'd deal.

Nicole Beharie

nicole beharie FOX upfronts 2015

If it just didn't have the POCKETS. She looks like she's clutching her ovaries.

Tom Mison

tom mison ichabod crane FOX upfronts 2015

Ichabod, you rum hipster, you.

Keke Palmer

keke palmer FOX upfronts 2015

She is so cute, and SO should not be that proud of her pants.

Skyler Samuels

skyler samuels FOX upfronts 2015

Skyler is in 'Scream Queens,' and this outfit does kind of make me want to scream, so... thematic? it's not THE WORST, it's just... a lot of zippers and pulling fabric and mismatched makeup and stuff. Keep practicing, kid. You'll get there.

John Travolta

john travolta FOX upfronts 2015

Travolta is playing Robert Shapiro in the movie about the OJ trial that's being produced by Ryan Murphy, which... it could be compelling or it could be a HOT-ASS MESS and I'm not sure which I am rooting for more.

John Travolta

john travolta FOX upfronts 2015

But he has GOT to swap out the hair as soon as he's done.

Matt Bomer

matt bomer FOX upfronts 2015

Palate cleanser.

Morena Baccarin, Ben McKenzie

morena baccarin ben mckenzie FOX upfronts 2015

They seem pleased to be co-starring. I would be pleased to re-tailor the bottom of her dress, although I'm not quite sure HOW yet. It just doesn't look right.

Grace Gealey, Kaitlin Doubleday

grace gealey kaitlin doubleday FOX upfronts 2015

Grace looks great -- and kind of like a young Jada Pinkett-Smith, who, if she heard me call anyone a young version of her, might slap me -- but Kaitlin looks like she's wearing something that was designed for an eighth grader who fancies herself totes mature.

Trai Byers

trai byers FOX upfronts 2015

He is so handsome. Apparently he and Grace Gealey are dating after meeting on "Empire," and to that I say: Good on BOTH of you.

Taraji P. Henson, Jussie Smollett

taraji p henson jussie smollett FOX upfronts 2015

He is hard to recognize in Full Beard. I am looking forward to his adorable chean-shaven chin when Empire comes back.

Sarah Paulson

sarah paulson FOX upfronts 2015

Surprisingly not bad. It still has that DARKNESS edge that she occasionally likes to walk, but not in a freaky way. I am not really feeling the lopsided hair, but mostly because it makes ME cock my head every time I look at it.

Emma Roberts

emma roberts FOX upfronts 2015

This looks like a bad romance with a fishing net. Which USUALLY means it's Rodarte, but I don't have a designer for this one. If it's NOT Rodarte then the sisters should be concerned that someone is ripping off their post-apocalyptic co-ed shrimping boat aesthetic.

John Stamos

john stamos FOX upfronts 2015

Yes.

Jake Johnson

jake johnson FOX upfronts 2015

New Girl only got 13 episodes (which gives Zooey Deschanel a nice maternity leave). Final season, do we think?

Lamorne Morris

lamorne morris FOX upfronts 2015

If it IS the last season, I will be devastated by the loss of Winston. I had no idea how deeply Winston would complete me, but he does. He is everything.

Stephanie Beatriz

stephanie beatriz FOX upfronts 2015

She actually looks great in this, and I want that jacket, even if it would make me look like a dealer at a casino.

Chelsea Peretti

chelsea peretti FOX upfronts 2015

Somebody please put "new bathrobe" on her birthday list.

Melissa Fumero

melissa fumero FOX upfronts 2015

Whereas she has kind of toned it down to the basics, which is good, because some of her early ideas were NOT THE BEST.

Andy Samberg

andy samberg FOX upfronts 2015

I almost didn't recognize him in his Door To Door Salesman mode. It's kind of a fun change.

Terry Crews

terry crews FOX upfronts 2015

I will always recognize you, sir. Never change.

Fugs and Fabs: The FOX Upfronts
The big news is, of course, American Idol being put to death. They had better get Simon back for one episode or else that's a total waste of an exit. And The X-Files will be back in January for its six-episode limited run, and apparently Scully will have blonde hair in it [WAIT I misunderstood! It was just a picture of the two of them so it might just be her Hannibal hair and not a creative choice. HOWEVER, the rest stands] I know Jessica will have ALL of the feelings about that, but I firmly believe Dana Scully as a redhead is part of the canon and I am not sure I will accept any alternatives. Perhaps at the end of the first hour, Scully can show up at Mulder's door with a fresh dye job and be like, "Are you RED-y to rumble?" Yes. [Photos: Getty]

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