Kiernan Shipka
I interviewed her at Fashion Week one time, and when I found out her mother was nearby, I totally asked her for an interview about how her daughter has kept her head on straight. Understandably her mom didn't want to go on the record, so instead I just bent her ear for a while about Kiernan's awesomeness. I'm telling you this because it's embarrassing, sort of, and also because I don't know what else to say about her. As usual, she looks great in a dress I'd otherwise probably bypass. The end.
Kendall Jenner
Dresses with pieces missing still bore me, but.... honestly, she's still leaps and bounds ahead in the race to be the Klassiest Kardashian.
Danielle Brooks
It's DRAMATIC, but... I feel you, Taystee. It's been better than this in the past.
Johnny Weir
This is ALSO perhaps not a personal high.
Sophia Bush in Zac Posen
This, though, is her best in a LONG time. She looks fabulous. Posen, you minx.
Emma Heming Willis
I am so tired of eating pizza. Even DECENT pizza gets SO OLD when you consume it enough.
Linda Evangelista
I am sad that Linda Evangelista, of all people, looks frumpy. She should look DRAMATIC at all times.
Hannah Davis
Every time I look at this outfit, I think about how much I HATED all my old strapless bras -- and the time I went to a bar and suddenly realized mine had fallen down TO MY WAIST because it was an awful jerk.
Anja Rubik
You forgot to snap your bodysuit, babe.
Zachary Quinto
We get alllll the way to the bottom of his pants before things take a ridiculous turn. So close, Quinto. So close.
Alec Baldwin
Baldwin always looks like he's practicing constant physical vigilance -- like he's ready to pounce like a cat at the slightest provocation.
Behati Prinsloo
Is it just me, or have we seen a lot of glorified nightgowns lately?
Alex Lundquist, Keytt Lundquist
I gather he is a male model, and she is his wife, and it looks like SOMEBODY has Kardashspirations.
Kellan Lutz
And then Kellan Lutz showed up.