Vin Diesel

Vin is so low-key and restrained. What a wallflower.

The Rock

I can't decide if this all-blue look is kind of awesome, or just hilarious. He makes me want to go drink a very large glass of water.

Jordana Brewster

Is this a nightie from Anthropologie?

Michelle Rodriguez

It doesn't really matter how I feel about the dress, because her head was clearly styled by Spending The Previous 48 Hours Surfing.

Nathalie Emmanuel

Is this GFY, or one of those 25 Awful Prom Dress listicles?

Jason Statham

And, a dose of sanity.

Tony Jaa

Well. He's just showing off.

Fugs and Fabs: The Furious 7 Premiere

So maybe I should see one of these movies sometime. There are probably people who will be as horrified to learn I'm a Fast & Furious virgin as I am when people tell me they don't bother with Harry Potter. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]