Rose Byrne
I mean, this looks like she is fly paper. Fancy navy fly paper, but bedecked with squished bugs just the same. And yet somehow she's giving this that same innate coolness that she did the jumpsuit, but with better hair and makeup I think, and... you guys, maybe I just really love Rose Byrne, and it's affecting my judgment.
Nicole Kidman
Fine, I guess, but it's extremely distracting to me that she paired this very, very girly dress with very, very girly hair. If Hailee Steinfeld -- or Kiernan Shipka, with a slight bodice-modesty adjustment -- showed up in this, styled exactly so, it wouldn't look out of place. And they're a couple decades behind Nicole.
Hugh Jackman
I love you, Hugh, even if the Ellen people who do interviews at these things are a little insane.
Erika Christensen
I can't figure out why Erika came to this event -- there were non-Aussies in attendance but they seemed to be connected to someone else, like Travolta was there for Olivia Newton John, and Lindsay Price was there for her baby-daddy (hubby?) Curtis Stone. Maybe Erika was just there because she and John are both Scientologists. Anyway, she looks... fine. Over the years she's done much better with fit, but this bodice might be a little droopy.
Elle Macpherson and Curtis Stone
It's so distracting that Elle's curtain of hair and the venue's curtain of... curtaindom... are the same color. Separately, I love a man in an apron.
Lindsay Price
Wikipedia says Lindsay is Curtis's "partner," so we'll go with that. I like this dress, but her maternity boobs seem to be having a hard time staying tucked away in there. Breastfeeding is hard.
Toni Collette
Meh. The mesh on the neckline is leaving me cold.
Bella Heathcote
This would be super pretty, except the bits of extra black transparent fringe hanging off everywhere look more like a fabric cutting accident than a design choice.
Teresa Palmer
Oof. Unflattering, and the wrong shoes. I should just make a macro for that on my laptop.