Diane Kruger in Prabal Gurung
An anemic pile of Kleenex. I wonder if Heidi Klum, the original bringer of yellow unfunshine, sent her a condolence note.
Laverne Cox in Rubin Singer
Not as enamored of this. The slit placement is encouraging awkward, hunchy posture -- she can't seem to resist sticking out the leg, and as a consequence, the whole dress looks like it's tipping sideways and she's kind of hunching. I just.... no. She can do better.
Laverne Cox in Mikael D
This is basically the red version of Rosamund Pike's Vera Wang maxi pad. It fits better than that one does, for sure, but I question knocking off -- sorry, APPEARING to knock off -- a dress that was so widely reviled.
Laverne Cox in Michael Costello
Like this. THIS is better. I love the hair, I love the color... the detached sleeves even sort of work, in a Groovy New Emerald City Power Broker kind of way.
Mariah Carey in Mark Zunino
There is some beautiful work here. WHY GOD doesn't it look lined? Why is she going Full Kardashian? THERE IS NO K in CAREY, MARIAH.
Diane Guerrero
I think... we may need to redo that strap situation.
Andreja Pejic
This is like if a bride and her bridesmaid had a tawdry sartorial affair.
Caitlyn Jenner
She looks very low-key elegant, something that is a foreign concept to most of the rest of her family.
Jennifer Lawrence
"God, please don't ask me why I'm wearing a choker with this neckline, or when they're going to finish hemming my dress. I was in a fugue state until like 30 seconds ago. Is this the Emmys?"
Tamron Hall
I have no idea what's happening here, but I assume Tamron is trying to break Andrew with her best King George impression (he was briefly the third King George - King George the Third the Third -- in Hamilton).
Jackie Cruz
I am moved to ask the question, "Were those ALWAYS present?" And in fact I may have asked that before, as I'm having a sense of deja-vu. Maybe they leap out at me more because they're being so visibly pushed around? Also her feet should have more personality than those shoes.
Connie Britton
She is beautiful, but I swear, this is what someone I know wore to one of their parents' cocktail parties when they were 15.
Selenis Leyva
Pink lips and red dress go together like socks and toothpaste.