Carly Rae Jepsen
If this was more rosy-hued, we'd be shaking our fists at the sky and screaming, "DAMN YOU, PRETTY IN PINK, YOUR LEGACY IS ONE OF EVIL."
Carly Rae Jepsen
I am not sure about the direction in which her haircut has been going. It reminds me of coming home from the bars in college and deciding, right then and there, that my eyebrows needed tweezing. Just a little. Oh, actually, right over there, too. And there. And a bit here, and real quick let's get those hairs, and WAIT OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY EYEBROWS.
Vanessa Hudgens
For whatever reason, I like this better in navy than I would have in black. But I'm not fooled. She will hex me the SECOND she gets a chance, and consign me to a hell in which I must attend every single day of Coachella, over and over and over and over again for eternity.
Kether Donohue
If I remember right, she usually goes with something a little more fluffy and retro, so the Olsen aesthetic is new here. It's not too far from working, though I'm sad that her shoes are hiding under her pagan robes (are she and Hudge starting warring factions?).
Julianne Hough
Fine, but understyled in some ways. She either NABs or NANs (Needs a Necklace), and honestly, I'd have traded the matching shoes for a matching lip. Because in fact this is a fairly cute dress that has been totally undone by WOEFUL MAKEUP.
Julianne Hough
It's just way, way too much. The contouring is absurd, the eyebrows are too dark, the lips are too nonexistent by comparison (and especially with a crimson frock). Julianne Hough's face just cannot take that much paint -- and that's FINE. There is nothing wrong with that. Her face doesn't need this, and so i wish people would stop doing it to her. #FREEHOUGH