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# Fugs and Fabs: The Hangover III Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-hangover-iii-premiere/
- Published: 2013-05-21T21:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-11T17:38:24.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Bradley Cooper

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169148160.xml)

"Hey, God, I just want to understand. When am I going to hit red-carpet puberty? When can I take off this suit the color of a rotting yam, and cut my hair, so that I feel pretty again?"

## Bradley Cooper

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169148164.xml)

"I mean, I'm TRYING, God, but I don't even look like myself. I look like me playing Joaquin Phoenix playing me -- but back when he was Leaf. And that is really confusing, God. I can't keep up. Can we please fix this soon? Amen and all that, Bradley."

## Gillian Vigman

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169148478.xml)

Gillian here has done all KINDS of things in her career, including an ongoing part on *Suburgatory*, but obviously what I know her for is being The Woman Who Replaced Jackie Taylor as Jack-In-The-Box's Wife. She looks very lovely and pleasant and yet still all I want to do is sit down with her and discuss the minutiae of acting opposite a man wearing a giant ping-pong ball.

## Naya Rivera

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169148383.xml)

It takes a great body to wear a skirt that adds that much width to the hip area, so congrats to Naya for having said body. But I am never wild about a high-fashion tube top, because basically those words should never go together.

## Jamie Chung

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169148095.xml)

The saggiest of nightgowns.

## Jamie Chung

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169143951.xml)

I mean, am I right? Something about it just does not work. Or fit. Or apparently make anyone want to work on the fit.

## Heather Graham

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169147763.xml)

This is... fine? She needs better lipstick, and that necklace might be a little overblown.

## Zach Galifianakis

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169146710.xml)

The chintz tie is one thing, but somehow the jacket is really where he loses me.

## Ken Jeong

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169146472.xml)

You know, he looks very dapper. And I have laughed at his comedy in the past. But damn, he is EVERYWHERE right now -- he's shilling at least three products on TV, he's on Community, he's in this movie, he does other spots... for me he works best in VERY small doses, so I hope he's saving up all that cash just in case one day Hollywood agrees with me.

## Ed Helms

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169146424.xml)

Oh, Ed. I like you, you big ham. And I'm sad that *The Office* decided to turn Andy Bernard from a lovable lunkhead into a total deluded loser.

## Justin Bartha

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169155075.xml)

Everything about this is so awkward for me. It just... is not happening. I feel about it the way I do his performances in both National Treasure movies: I want to look away, because it's a few degrees shy of successful, but somehow I cannot.

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