Bradley Cooper
"Hey, God, I just want to understand. When am I going to hit red-carpet puberty? When can I take off this suit the color of a rotting yam, and cut my hair, so that I feel pretty again?"
Bradley Cooper
"I mean, I'm TRYING, God, but I don't even look like myself. I look like me playing Joaquin Phoenix playing me -- but back when he was Leaf. And that is really confusing, God. I can't keep up. Can we please fix this soon? Amen and all that, Bradley."
Gillian Vigman
Gillian here has done all KINDS of things in her career, including an ongoing part on Suburgatory, but obviously what I know her for is being The Woman Who Replaced Jackie Taylor as Jack-In-The-Box's Wife. She looks very lovely and pleasant and yet still all I want to do is sit down with her and discuss the minutiae of acting opposite a man wearing a giant ping-pong ball.
Naya Rivera
It takes a great body to wear a skirt that adds that much width to the hip area, so congrats to Naya for having said body. But I am never wild about a high-fashion tube top, because basically those words should never go together.
Jamie Chung
The saggiest of nightgowns.
Jamie Chung
I mean, am I right? Something about it just does not work. Or fit. Or apparently make anyone want to work on the fit.
Heather Graham
This is... fine? She needs better lipstick, and that necklace might be a little overblown.
Zach Galifianakis
The chintz tie is one thing, but somehow the jacket is really where he loses me.
Ken Jeong
You know, he looks very dapper. And I have laughed at his comedy in the past. But damn, he is EVERYWHERE right now -- he's shilling at least three products on TV, he's on Community, he's in this movie, he does other spots... for me he works best in VERY small doses, so I hope he's saving up all that cash just in case one day Hollywood agrees with me.
Ed Helms
Oh, Ed. I like you, you big ham. And I'm sad that The Office decided to turn Andy Bernard from a lovable lunkhead into a total deluded loser.
Justin Bartha
Everything about this is so awkward for me. It just... is not happening. I feel about it the way I do his performances in both National Treasure movies: I want to look away, because it's a few degrees shy of successful, but somehow I cannot.