Johnny Depp
At least he's not dressing like Steven Tyler anymore?
Reese Witherspoon
Hmm. It needs a bracelet and MAYBE to be one size larger, but that hem is cool. And so are her earrings.
Saoirse Ronan
SOMEONE forgot to change back into her pants after her appointment with the world's most expensive hairdresser.
Jenna Dewan
She looks beautiful. This is a good game of peekaboo.
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan
I was watching Step Up the other day, and although I wouldn't exactly say that movie "holds up" given that it wasn't that great to begin with, I can definitely see why these two hooked up then. They had great dance chemistry.
Jordana Brewster
Here's the thing: Even if you got rid of the shower curtain liner, what's left isn't even that good. So it's sheer AND mediocre. DOUBLE WHAMMY.
Carey Mulligan
She NABs but this is great on her anyway. I love all that sparkle.
Michelle Rodriguez
It's going to be tough for anyone to do a red tube dress without evoking comparisons to Jennifer Lawrence in her CK. And they will almost always lose those comparisons, not necessarily through any fault of their own.
Laura Dern
That bodice is wacko, like she found a matching napkin set at the last second and improvised a bodice with a stapler.
Jane Fonda
Yes, she's making a fishnet cami make sense. I don't know how she does that either.
Amy Schumer
It's not bad, but I'm getting a bit bored of the sameness of it all. And the thing is, I could now go into her archive and find out I'm wrong about this, but it FEELS like her makeup and hair are the same 95 percent of the time.
Alicia Vikander
I don't even totally understand what the top of this IS.
Will Smith
Just when I think I'm getting weary of his whole family's shtick, he disappears for a bit and then turns up on a red carpet in a way that makes me go, "Aw, he IS awfully charming."
Amber Heard in Temperley
I read somewhere that this is a jumpsuit. Which would make it a CULOTTES jumpsuit. Which makes it a waste of sparkles.
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake would like you to know that his face is visible again.
Robert DeNiro
Robert DeNiro would like you to know that he doesn't give a shit, nor does he have to, because he's Robert DeNiro.