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# Fugs and Fabs: The House of Cards premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-house-of-cards-premiere/
- Published: 2013-01-31T22:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-11T17:49:55.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## The Sisters Mara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/160401124.xml)

No, girls. If you want to do the Olsen, you need to look MUCH more as if you are actually conjoined. Lean closer, make a duck face...perfect!

Let's separate them for outfit-examining purposes.

## Kate Mara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/160396715.xml)

This might skew a little old on her, but it's pretty.

## Rooney Mara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/160396706.xml)

Rooney Mara is never going to wear color, ever again in her life.

## Amber Tamblyn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/160414423.jpg)

I legitimately don't even know what this IS.

## Robin Wright

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/160401220.xml)

"Hey guys. I don't really want to be here. I want to be home folding socks and watching the people from *Vamperpump Rules* on *Watch What Happens Live*. I just threw on heels as a token gesture. I'm not even going to stay for the screening."

## Samantha Mathis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/160396925.jpg)

So....this could have gone better for her.

## Carla Gugino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/160401075.jpg)

Carla Gugino makes me feel better about aging.

## Sandrine Holt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/160401051.jpg)

First of all, I like the name "Sandrine." Second of all, this is cute even if she does look like she should be taking your drink order (I'll take a Tom Collins).

## Taylor Schilling

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/160399035.jpg)

Wow, EVERYONE wore black to this thing. I get it: basic black is easy. I am wearing black pants right now. And a black top. But it's a little snoozy on the red carpet when it's all you're seeing. Parenthetically, I like Taylor and hope she gets a new TV gig.

## Kristen Connolly

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/160399032.jpg)

Color! Albeit on a dress that's at least a size too large for her. Additional predictions: Christina Hendricks WILL wear this. It will look decent on her, but she will ruin it with terrible shoes.

## Constance Zimmer

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/160397129.jpg)

This is adorable, and so is she.

## Natasha Lyon

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/01/160396933.jpg)

That leather jacket is great, and so is the fact that she seems so healthy and happy lately. Which, ultimately, is more important than the relative greatness of one's jacket.

[Fugs and Fabs: The House of Cards premiereI was thinking to myself, "I wonder if Rooney Mara and Kate Mara ever get asked to pose together, Olsen-style." It turns out the answer is YES, but with 50% less change of permanently conjoined hips. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/160401124.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-house-of-cards-premiere-01-2013/)