Ariana Grande
She's obsessed with these boots. The truth is, though, that THIS is actually very cute and appropriate for this event. Mod and shiny and costumey. Totally fine for a performance get-up at a rando awards show.
Rihanna
All of this screams, I AM HERE UNDER DURESS.
Rihanna
THIS screams, "I LOVE GREEN APPLE JOLLY RANCHERS."
Ariana Grande and Rihanna
Here, I feel like RiRi's thinking, "I have some NOTES on this sweater situation." Whilst Ariana is probably thinking, "I have some notes on your near nudity. Maybe you should teach me your ways..."
Pharrell and Gwen Stefani
I'm sort of over Hat. I wish Pharrell would go out with Bag on his head for a change. That said, Gwen looks SUPER cute.
Pharrell and Gwen Stefani
This is a better look at the front. Totally charming. I think she might turn out to be secretly good on The Voice.
P Diddy/Diddy/Puffy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs
Seriously, what are we calling him right now? I always think of him as Puff Daddy, but then I fear that's what old people call him. Additionally: J Lo was at this event. Do you think they exchanged the knowing glances of former lovers who were in a noted gun fight in a club, or just ignored one another? ADDITIONALLY: What IS he wearing?
Paris Hilton
PARIS didn't walk the red carpet? Quick, look out the window. Are pigs flying?
Selena Gomez
SHE skipped the red carpet because she doesn't want people to ask if she's back together with The Biebs. That being said, while if that's true I have GRAVE DOUBTS about her life choices, as sartorial choices go, this is pretty cute on her.
Shakira
This dress is extremely pleasing to me, if perhaps a weeeee too short for my own tastes. But overall, thumbs up.
Shakira Shakira
AND she wisely changed to something to perform in that will NOT flash anything to anyone.
Pitbull and G.R.L
I believe the vowel-ly challenged G.R.L is Robin Antin's new baby. I also would totally believe that Pitbull had a future as a cruise ship director.
Jared Leto
In the thumbnail, I thought Our Lord of the Man Bun was Ozzy Osbourne.