Joanna Newsom
Do these patterns necessarily even go together? No. Is the sleeve length awkward? Yes. Would you have expected to see this at an "Into The Woods" event? Surely. And is it weird? You bet. But she's quirky and strums to her own beat, as it were, and so for her big night (she's in the movie) I actually find this totally perfect. I'm oddly charmed by it. I ACCEPT.
Joanna Newsom, Andy Samberg
Samberg looks very dapper in support of his lady, which I appreciate.
Maya Rudolph and Joanna Newsom
This photo is my favorite -- basically, I think Maya must have hugged Joanna, and then their dresses got caught up together? Like the high fashion version of when two people with braces make out.
Mara Rudolph in Stella McCartney
Kerry Washington wore this hideous Stella sketchpad of a dress to the Teen Choice Awards in 2013, and at least that match of event and outfit helped it make a MODICUM of sense? Maya's face here basically matches mine.
Reese Witherspoon
This MIGHT have been okay until it shrank in the wash.
Jena Malone
This has strong echoes of a beautifully simple Emma Watson look from that Windsor Castle gala. And this is also very successful, to me, except that Emma Watson never would have worn those shoes and nor should Jena have.
Sasha Pieterse in Paper London
She's eighteen, and I feel like she wants to look 28.
Illeana Douglas
Someone on Twitter worried that we might approve of tights under open-toed shoes -- I had forgotten to comment about it on somebody in a recent slideshow -- and so This Fug's For You, friend. I DO NOT APPROVE.
Joaquin Phoenix
So, he looks sane, right? That has to be a good sign.
Sam Jaeger
I love him. And I love him as Joel on Parenthood. And sometimes I felt like the only person who, when Joel and Julia split up, was NOT rooting for them to get back together because Julia was awful to him and to their poor adopted son and TEAM JOEL. He can do better.
Benicio Del Toro
Somebody clearly wants to star in the movie of The Most Interesting Man In The World.