Malin Akerman
I feel like the top here is summery, but I wish it were attached to a short dark mini, and not a long satiny skirt that belongs on a girl ogling Groomsman #2 across the altar.
Kate Walsh
... Maybe? Great color, I guess. It's the mumsier version of Malin's. But it still doesn't feel super summery to me. Probably because I live out here and OMG IT HAS BEEN HOT. Full-length ANYTHING is the enemy.
Jaime King
Cute? Or better if it weren't tulle-over-beige? Also, I kind of wish she'd painted her toenails a dark color. But I'm SUCH a black-toes girl. Apparently I like my Diet Coke cold, my sandwiches large, and my toes punky.
Ashley Rickards
Ashley is on MTV's Awkward, which I don't think the universe wants me to watch, because I keep forgetting to set a DVR pass for it -- and the ONE time I remembered, it was during the Viacom blackout on DirecTV, so there WAS no MTV and I couldn't do it. However, if we want to talk awkward: this outfit. WAY too much accessorizing going on -- it's all swallowing up her head. She looks like she's on her way to an outdoor music festival in 1978.
Marisol Nichols
This is the second jumbly outfit at this party (the first being Christa B. Allen's, which Jess featured yesterday). I have NO idea what is going on here, and I'm not sure it's something I would ever buy myself, and yet I can't bring myself to hate it, either. Somehow the sheer !!!!! of it all comes across very cheerful. And, yes, summery.
Jesse Metcalfe
I appreciate that Christopher Ewing knows the power of a pocket square.
JVDB
Aren't you SWELTERING in that, Dawson? Did the b**** in Apartment 23 secretly Botox your sweat glands?
Jason Ritter
I'm torn. On the one hand, this is perfectly nice. On the other, I'm going to forget it ever existed in approximately three seconds.
Emilie de Ravin
Apparently I may have to begin each slide with, "Pretty color, but _______." In this case, I am not feeling the shoes. I think my satin bias may extend to footwear. Actually, it may START with footwear and stretch north only when people scrunch themselves up in a limo and then walk around pleated like an accordion.
Lindsey Vonn
Every time I see Vonn -- the bad-ass U.S. ski champ -- I think for a second that it's Elisabeth Rohm, formerly of Law & Order, and currently of The Client List. I don't think anything about this particularly flatters her -- the shoes, the length, the cut, the color. Star athletes have such great bodies. Surely she can flaunt it better.
Olga Kurylenko
Olga here is on some show called Magic City that I hadn't heard of, but it's in its second season on Starz, it's about Miami mobsters, and Denny Duquette is in it. Who knew? Actually, even though I want to snip off the little sleevelets, I think this dress is totally groovy -- if also perhaps about to hypnotize me into setting a season pass for her show.
Mayim Bialik
Can we all just celebrate momentarily that the star of Blossom just got an Emmy nomination? If you'd told me Back In The Day that this would happen, I'd have been all, "NOT LIKELY, in MY opinionation," and then congratulated myself on such timely and original humor. Nothing against her work on that show, but... did you ever SEE that show? That Joey Lawrence still has a job is a miracle enough. Also: I may need a denim jacket. The end.
Elisha Cuthbert
Now that's what I'm talking about -- this seems very heat-appropriate and cute.
Ariel Winter
Ditto this. Actually, this might be one of my favorite things Ariel Winter has ever worn (for HER, not, like, for myself). She looks kind of like Selena Gomez. How did I not notice that before?
Nikki Reed
This is nice. I'm almost surprised Nikki Reed has been leaving the house -- not because of anything she did, but because you KNOW she's terrified someone is going to ambush her with questions about Pattinson and Stewart and Twilight and what they're all whispering about and who's going to have to defuse the bomb during their junkets, and did any of them see this coming, and are they Team Pattz or Team Stew, or Team OMG I Don't Care...
Jenna Elfman
I might've liked to see this without the... what are those, exactly? Pseudo-lapels? I mean... look, I just keep thinking a giant black cat has snuck up behind her to cop a thorough feel. I don't like Eau de Mauling.
Khloe Kardashian
Khloe and Lamar are kind of winning me over a little. I've still never seen a frame of their show, but as someone who had fertility issues herself and knows how people can react when you share that with them, I suspect it's hard to deal with that stuff when you're in a public relationship. Also, I feel like being yoked to those other two must be kind of frustrating, even if it DOES mean you get to hang out with Kanye sometimes. AND FINALLY, I enjoy that she and Lamar have exact mirror-opposite crooked mouths, because it means they line up perfectly when they're making out, and thus they are each other's lobsters, and no, I have NO IDEA why I thought of that. In sum: Leather seems a wee toasty for this time of year, but she looks nice so I don't care, and finally, I challenge you to look at a smiley pic of her and Lamar without thinking about the mouth thing.
Mena Suvari
This would be very cute at her theoretical backyard wedding. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Sophia Bush
The shoes and the slicked-down ombre hair are throwing me off here, as well as maybe wishing that skirt had an extra inch or two. I love that it's bursting with color and the lipstick is a great shade with it, so double hurrah for that, but that pattern is SO aggressively floral that it's practically a needlepoint.
Jordana Brewster
I wish they let Jordana look this cool on Dallas. I know she's on a ranch all the time, but seriously, she needs a) girlfriends, because there is NO WAY she would NOT have called her bestie and been like, "WTF, Christopher's dumb fiance is making me be her MAID OF HONOR"; and b) a wardrobe that's more than just skinny Wranglers.
Ashley Tisdale
I can't even with the hair. As the skirt goes, I am confused. Are those... loops of velvet? How Saucy Ren Faire, like she's serving cocktails at a joust. Speaking of which, I just saw an ad for Medieval Times restaurant that seriously looked like a dark and brooding and murderous King Arthur movie. It was intense in a way that Medieval Times is... not, unless random bouts of food poisoning are on the menu.