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# Fugs and Fabs: The Judge premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-judge-premiere/
- Published: 2014-10-02T18:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-02T19:02:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Vera Farmiga in Elie Saab

![Vera Farmiga in Elie Saab](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/vera-farmiga-the-judge-premiere-ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546800.xml)

I could deal with a dress all in the pink, or all in the black and white, or maybe even those two fabrics cut together in a totally different way. But they lost me with the horizontal stripes and the lace and the peekaboo. It's an overload. It's a sputtering Saab in need of a good mechanic.

## Taissa Farmiga

![Taissa Farmiga](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/taissa-farmiga-the-judge-premiere-ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546808.xml)

However, that is adorable. I want to wrap all my gifts in it forever and ever, and by that I mean PRESENTS I am giving to people and not a euphemism for my body. Although I would wrap that in it as well.

## Leighton Meester in Balmain

![Leighton Meester](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/leighton-meester-the-judge-premiere-ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546770.xml)

I actually kind of like this. Maybe I'm just relived that we found a Balmain that Kim Kardashian didn't first ruin.

## Kristen Bell

![Kristen Bell](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/kristen-bell-the-judge-premiere-ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546759.xml)

I am impressed she still has a calf muscle this far along. Mine up and left me after like four months.

## RDJ and Susan Downey

![RDJ and Susan Downey](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/robert-downey-jr-the-judge-premiere-ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546823.xml)

Lots of pregnant ladies at the ball. RDJ manages to look exactly the same, although I feel like in the blink of an eye he just got like seven years older.

## Dyan Cannon

![Dyan Cannon](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dyan-cannon-ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546782.xml)

DYAN. YOU ARE NOT A VIDEO VIXEN. Seriously, your child was on 90210 as Steve's girlfriend and she still never wore anything this cheesy.

## Sarah Lancaster

![Sarah Lancaster](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sarah-lancaster-the-judge-premiere-ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546730.xml)

Well, I will always have a soft spot for Ellie Bartowski, but this went awry... almost everywhere. I think letting her hair down with a smoky eye and a lighter lip would've been the play -- and I almost never say the latter these days -- and while the shoes are at least an interesting spin on neutral, they're not right for the outfit. Which, itself, is the nicest table runner on sale at Z Gallerie. It is close, but sadly not Captain Awesome.

## Robert Duvall

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546739.xml)

I don't have much to say here; I just felt weird leaving out The Judge.

[Fugs and Fabs: The Judge premiereThe previews for The Judge are so schmaltzy and all-over-the-place. It reminds me of The Butler -- sorry, Lee Daniels' The Butler -- when every single ad had Oprah purring the words "that butler," because there is WAY TOO MUCH of Robert Downey Jr. calling Robert Duvall "Judge." That sentence is extremely inelegant, also, but it had to be done. For on this, the premiere day of Bad Judge, I couldn't bear the burden of my judgment of The Judge any longer. If only Judge Reinhold were around. Ahhh. Much better. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/vera-farmiga-the-judge-premiere-ffn_rij_the_judge_100114_51546800.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-judge-premiere-10-2014/)