Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski
Tara looks lovely, although I would have trusted Johnny to put her in more interesting shoes. Johnny, however, was surely too busy with his own MAJESTIC CHAPEAU to worry about anything else. He is A DELIGHT.
Joey Fatone
It's rare that I find myself rendered speechless and yet Joey Fatone has succeeded in silencing me. I cannot wait for his barbershop quartet album to drop. I hear it's called It's Gonna Be Me Me Me ME.
Jamie Foxx
It kills me that there wasn't a better photo of Jamie's multi-colored outfit. It was rainbow seersucker sherbet.
Pete Wentz
This feels about right.
Kyries Hebert
He used to play for the Minnesota Vikings and he now plays football in Canada, but more importantly: he looks GREAT.
Nerlens Noel
Nerlens Noel played for Kentucky in college -- he's wearing a VERY THEMATIC Kentucky blue, in fact -- and now is a 76er, although he sat out this season because he had knee surgery. And this little dude, whose name is Kelly Melton, is a kid Nerlens met when he was in college, visiting local hospitals, who had leukemia, and who he took to the Derby LAST YEAR as well. I don't know how Kelly is doing at the moment, but he sure looks hardier than he did last year and he is adorable and they're adorable together and this whole thing is so heart-warming that I basically cannot stand it and I might have something in my eye.
Terry O'Quinn
Every time I see a happy Terry O'Quinn, I myself feel happiness. He was so sad on Lost. And look at him now! Off the island, legs working, going to the races.
Jason Patric
Let's give it to Patric for committing to theme.
Josh Henderson
I love this. He is totally the smarmy new accounts man on Mad Men in this. He's going to make Don ENRAGED.
Phil Pritchard with the Stanley Cup
Phil's face is like, "UGH, I know it's my job and all but sometimes I regret that I have to lug this thing ALL over the place."
Michael Gladis and Beth Behrs
I stuck them in this post instead of the one devoted to The Ladies because I decided his outfit was the more noteworthy -- although she actually looks lovely. You go with your seersucker, Paul Kinsey! Also, I had no idea they were dating and I kind of love that.
Jay Williams
Jay Williams was a Duke superstar who was in a massive motorcycle accident his first year in the NBA, and he's now working for ESPN. (He nearly lost his leg -- the New York Times has a fascinating story about what happened to him afterwards, which I highly recommend.) And he looks damn sharp in this.
Kerry Rhodes
Kerry is a football player who is currently a free agent, and who went through a very dramatic year, where personal photos of his leaked which were interpreted as possibly indicating that he's gay -- he says he is not -- after which he had a contract dispute with the Cardinals and hasn't gotten a new gig yet, although he seems to have plenty of other projects on his plate. The important thing, however, is that while he doesn't look very Kentucky Derby-y, he does look REALLY REALLY handsome here.
Larsa Pippen and Scottie Pippen
I swear I saw Pharrell also wearing that hat on Saturday at Bristol Farms (seriously, he was there with a bodyguard [!] AND a driver, and a hat. Sadly, it was not THE hat).
Shawn Stockman
You probs remember Shawn from when he was in Boyz II Men, and I guess he was on The Sing-Off. He looks SHARP even if his bow tie and his pocket square don't match. He WENT there.
Gary Payton
Classic, understated, well done.
Kris Humphries
Kris's jacket is a little small, no? He must be SO THRILLED that everyone is talking about Kimye now and NOT about KrisKim.
Bodie Miller and Morgan Miller
These two. NBC decided, during the Olympics, that we all REALLY really cared about Morgan Miller thinks -- unfortunately, to my way of thinking, she never came across likeably, either in interview nor when they had her mic'ed during his races -- and they seem to continue to believe that, as they conducted an interview with the two of them, pre-race, where she looked around and then literally noted that she's lucky she's "the size she is" because she can get away with wearing whatever she wants. I would say that she meant because she is short, so that her crazy hat won't block anyone's view -- being charitable -- but he's 6 ft 2 and she's not that much shorter than he is, and was a former volleyball player....soooooo. Yeah.
Carson Kressley
I enjoy your pants, Carson.
Chauncey Billups and Piper Billups
First, I have long loved the name "Chauncey Billups." Second, they both look great. Her hat is bringing it.
Todd Lowe
PLEASE GET TODD LOWE A JOB ON DALLAS.