Taylor Swift in Sachin & Babi
That's cute and weird and colorful. It feels a little like it's being finished ON her body, but I don't hate it.
Taylor Swift in Romona Keveza
THIS, I love, but that's hardly shocking. This is a huge People Who Love Shiny Things sweet spot.
Taylor Swift
She looks like a fancy cheerleader, although she's carrying it. What I like about Taylor is that she still dances around on-stage in vintage-looking low heels, because she is concerned about actual movement.
Ariana Grande
Ariana, of course, being the counterpoint to that approach.
Ariana Grande, Jessie J
It's a crotch-off!
Ariana Grande, Jessie J
Leather bike shorts. Yep. Merry Christmas, Monistat!
Rita Ora
UGH WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE HIDEOUS.
Rita Ora
"Wait, did I get the Super Wax or the Ultimate Wax?"
Rita Ora, Iggy Azalea
That zipper is an algebra equation. "If the zip leaves the station at 6 a.m. traveling 2 clicks a second, how long is it until can she successfully use the bathroom?"
Iggy Azalea
I enjoy that she showed up on the red carpet looking like she was at her lawyer's office cocktail party.
Hailee Steinfeld
CURSE YOU SHEERS! CURSE YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Jessie J
Well, this looks... warm?
Jessie J
So she packed leather overalls AND leather pants? And... are these the same enormous leather pants from back in early 2013? Can't people recycle the stuff we WANT to see?
Gwen Stefani
I don't know why she's trying to dress like some kind of knockoff Rovio app.
Gwen Stefani
HOWEVER: This is one booty call I can get behind. Oh yes. I said that.
Charli XCX
Is she rushing Donna Martin's sorority?
Peta Murgatroyd
I will be honest, I often ignore the DWTS pros because they are so inherently cheesy somehow. But you needed to see what she did with her nana's tablecloth.