"I know. It's a little too long."
"I know. I forgot my lipstick in the car."
"I know. I LOOK TOTALLY CUTE."
"I know. I'm angling for the role of Jane Fonda in ABC Family's adaptation of Drinks With Broads."
"I know. It's cold out. I just didn't want to take off my wine cardigan. You CANNOT blame me."
"I know. But it's actually athletic tape. I have a note from my doctor!"