Kirsten Dunst
I think she looks tremendous in this, and not only because I love her bracelet.
Demi Moore in Zac Posen
I am worried that Demi's dress is on backwards, and also that perhaps she's wearing her third eye on her clavicle.
Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne
Selena looks very pretty and slinky, but I might give this face-off to Cara. Her caftan is dramatically lined!
Jennifer Jason Leigh
This feels perhaps slightly too whimsical for her? When I think of Jennifer Jason Leigh, I DO NOT think, "whimsical party dress with a dash of goth." On the other hand, I DO think, "ugh, they really misused her on Revenge," so maybe this IS an upgrade.
Riley Keough
I kind of like this -- I know, I am surprised, too -- but I wish the top had been more assertively deployed. Does it seem like the knot there needs to be more aggressively tied? "Your bodice knot is insufficiently aggressive," by the way, is an incredibly meaningless Fashion Statement.
Evan Rachel Wood
I also love this, and it makes me long for the day when she's cast as Cora in a remake of Downton Abbey in thirty years.
Marg Helgengerger
I decided I want to see Marg and Jessica Chastain play...well, Marg is 55, and Chastain is 37. So it's going to have to be a mother-daughter tale in which said mom was a teen mom (although not a Teen Mom). Like a Gilmore Girls, re-envisioned, catapulted into the future, and done totally with redheads. I'd watch that.
Rosanna Arquette
I feel like if Rosanna Arquette were your next door neighbor, she'd be the sort who'd re-arrange your living room furniture when you only asked her to pick up your mail.
Jennifer Tilly
This feels appropriate for being so Halloween-adjacent.
Eddie Redmayne
Surprise!