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# Fugs and Fabs: The Logie Awards
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-logie-awards/
- Published: 2015-05-11T21:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2015-05-11T21:32:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

## Lee Lin Chin

![lee lin chin logie awards australia](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/472039598.jpg)

This woman is apparently a journalist who also hosts a bunch of comedy segments online (?), one of which is called "The Real Newsreaders of Sydney." And I cannot stand any of those Bravo people but judging by this outfit I would watch the HELL out of that Australian show. Whatever it is. She looks like Madonna plus Martha Stewart plus the crazy widow next door who MIGHT be running an escort service for the post-menopausal set.

## Cheyenne Tozzi

![cheyenne tozzi logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472032566.jpg)

Cheyenne is a model who enjoys standing, spinning, and hexing her enemies with the most brutal of pagan spells.

## Sonia Kruger

![sonia kruger](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472039298.jpg)

I HOPE you remember Sonia as Tina Sparkle in "Strictly Ballroom." A story came out recently in which she said she has struggled to lose her baby weight. She gave birth three months ago. This makes her NORMAL. You SHOULD struggle to lose the baby weight in three months! You shouldn't even be WORRIED about losing it in three months! LIVE, DAMMIT. Also, you look super dramatic in your cape, so if anyone dares breathe a word of sass at you, Sonia, you just turn on your heel so fast that your cape slices through them like butter.

## Meghan Trainor

![meghan trainor logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472030912.jpg)

She may be all about that bass, but she is NOT all about that stylist. ZING. Ugh, that was terrible.

## Natalie Hunter

![natalie hunter logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472044300.jpg)

What a dramatic nightgown.

## Dannii Minogue

![dannii minogue logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472051292.jpg)

She looks like a million bucks. Which is only 789,000 U.S., really, but that's still a pretty high compliment.

## Shelley Craft

![shelley craft logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472027306.jpg)

Whereas this looks like seven dollars and change.

## Rebecca Judd

![rebecca judd logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472029822.jpg)

If this had only been closed, or even closed LOWER. As is, it's the most lovely gynecological smock in existence.

## Conchita Wurst

![conchita wurst logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472030868.jpg)

This is weirdly dry and boring from someone who knows better how to bring it. And at an event where so much It is Brought -- of all flavors -- that I'm almost not sure she even knew where she was.

## Jessica Rowe

![jessica rowe logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472032538.jpg)

That shirt makes this pretty shapeless. She needs take two.

## Olympia Valance

![olympia valance logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472032582.jpg)

She's apparently on Neighbours (and the sister of Holly, who TOO was on Neighbours and also had a pop career, if you care). Her name is glorious, and in this outfit, she looks like the character in a murder mystery: ENTER OLMYPIA VALANCE, LADY OF THE HOUSE, WHO LIKES HER COCKTAILS STRAIGHT UP AND DIRTY -- JUST LIKE HER MEN.

## Zoe Foster and Hamish Blake

![zoe foster and hamish blake logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472036098.jpg)

Whereas I think this woman is dressed AS a valance.

## Philippa Northeast

![philippa northeast logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472037974.jpg)

And then ENTER PHILIPPA NORTHEAST, RAISED IN AN RV PARK BUT ABOUT TO MARRY THE RICHEST BOY IN TOWN UNTIL HE IS FOUND DEAD IN HIS CONVERTIBLE WITH HIS SEVERED HEAD IN A TOP HAT. I can't wait to watch this play, when it's made.

## Sophie Hensser

![sophie hensser logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472043620.jpg)

It's good... and then it's bad. Like a Shonda Rhimes show.

## Samantha Jade

![samantha jade logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472037518.jpg)

A singer/songwriter with a Vegas complex.

## Julia Morris

![julia morris logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472036134.jpg)

I mean... it could be worse, but I want to cut off the sleeves and just made it strapless and patterned. Am I wrong about this?

## Ricky Martin

![ricky martin logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472036360.jpg)

A quick break to remind ourselves that Ricky Martin still exists.

## Jesinta Campbell

![jesinta campbell logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472036906.jpg)

Hooray, someone who looks great. AND has on good earrings.

## Lisa Wilkinson

![lisa wilkinson logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472036932.jpg)

Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today...

## Ada Nicodemou

![ada nicodemou logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472037012.jpg)

I think her bodice needs more fertilizer.

## Demi Harman

![demi harman logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472037472.jpg)

Simple but pretty, particularly in comparison to SO many of these.

## Anna Bamford

![anna bamford logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472039632.jpg)

Sideboob, and very nearly sidecrotch.

## Michala Banas

![michala banas logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472039682.jpg)

This is from Ann Taylor's Day To Night collection, where you just snap the cape to your back and call it a gala.

## Caitlin Stasey

![caitlin stasey logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472040416.jpg)

"Shit, was this not the LOGY Awards, as in, show up real tired and like you kinda don't know where you are supposed to be so you just borrowed something from your mother? Damn. I should have Googled."

## Susie Elelman

![susie elelman logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472040434.jpg)

She looks like a total balloonatic.

## Richard Roxburgh

![richard roxburgh logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472043136.jpg)

It's the Duke, from Moulin Rouge! Hello, Duke. How about a chorus of "Like A Virgin"?

## Gracie Gilbert

![gracie gilbert logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472044040.jpg)

Also a nightie, but with some built-in scaffolding, it seems.

## Erika Haynatz

![erika haynatz logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472046700.jpg)

This looks kind of like someone got her with some paintbrush vandalism.

## Silvia Colloco

![silvia colloco logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472118674.jpg)

This looks delightfully like it was made of tissue paper. I might love it, secretly.

## Harriet Dyer

![harriet dyer logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472163940.jpg)

That top is undercooked, right? They might also have forgotten some ingredients.

## Carissa Walford

![carissa walford logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472027264.jpg)

This is ALSO weird but something about the structure is entertaining. Like, what if Michelle Dockery wore this? Would we be frightened? I think not, right? She could sell it.

## Carrie Bickmore

![carrie bickmore logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472047116.jpg)

I mean, whatever. Boring, boring, boring, seen it, zzz.

## Carrie Bickmore

![carrie bickmore logie awards australia](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/472047972.jpg)

But we need to discuss what her Logie is wearing. None of the other ones had clothes on. Is that... some kind of Logie cozy for safe transport? Enlighten me, Fug Nation. Please help me understand.

AND HERE IT IS: It's a beanie she used to help promote cancer awareness, because her husband died of brain cancer four years ago. Aw. Her Logie is well-dressed with LOVE. I got a little misty.

[Fugs and Fabs: The Logie AwardsIf ever you're going to scroll through a slideshow in which you are guaranteed to know almost no one, this is it. Fug Nation Australia has been waiting for a Logies slideshow since last week, but the Met Gala got in the way. NO LONGER. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/472039598.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-logie-awards-05-2015/)