Gerard Butler

"WAIT A SECOND, no, I DON'T know what they say about the size of a man's busby. Should I feel... small?"

Peyton List

"Is it weird when your hat is longer than my pants?"

Angela Bassett, Courtney B. Vance

"LOOK AT THOSE TWO. If anyone could make a guardsman crack, it's Johnnie Cochran."

Radha Mitchell

I can't tell if she's posing with him, or hoping he'll crack a smile when her back is turned. She looks lovely, at any rate.

Radha Mitchell

And now she's pulling out the stops. Obviously this is not a real guardsman-- or at least I assume the Queen did not loan them one -- but whatever actor they hired is doing a bang-up job with the Stiff Upper Lip thing.

Aaron Eckhart

"My beard isn't afraid of that dude's hat. I can outgrow it in ten minutes."

Morgan Freeman

"Hello. This is God speaking. Smile if you can hear me."

Fugs and Fabs: The London Has Fallen Premiere

I'm not going to lie to you: This is really just People In This Movie Pose With a Fake Guardsman. [Photos: Getty]