> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: The Lone Ranger Premiere - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-lone-ranger-premiere/ - Published: 2013-06-24T16:00:51.000Z - Updated: 2013-06-25T17:14:08.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Julianne Hough ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171171086.xml) Oh my God. No. This is both wacky, unflattering, and WAAAAAAY too much for a Saturday afternoon premiere of a movie that you're NOT EVEN IN. ## Armie Hammer ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171171062.xml) This is a brave shade -- it's nearly pink -- but you know what? I like it and I approve. I accept you, Armie. Say hi to the Winklevii for me! ## Johnny Depp ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171170779.xml) Leaving aside the bolo tie and the watch fob, this is TOTALLY NORMAL. No scarves! No holes! He does not look like he's the secret love child of Harry Potter and Steven Tyler of Aerosmith! SUCCESS IN OUR TIME. Now, we just need to talk about how he seems to have adopted a British accent. Johnny, you grew up in Florida. Let's get real. Can you and Madonna and GOOP join a support group? ## Joey Lawrence ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171168351_10.xml) This is seriously one occasion where the WHOA reaction is totally acceptable and appropriate and not just a joke. BECAUSE WHOA. ## Krysten Ritter ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171168340_10.xml) I'm unsold on the yellow ruffle, but the truth of the matter is that this is actually really super cute on her. I like this portion of her wardrobe way better than the I Have A New Sitcom LOOK AT MY LEOTARD section. ## Emma Roberts ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171182828.xml) Her shoe/pant combination is filling me with confusion and possibly giving me wrinkles. ## Vanessa Marano ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171168410_10.xml) Oh, dollface. You are adorable, and I am enjoying the fact that *Switched At Birth* has decided you are recreating *Adventureland* this season, but NO. SAY NO. YOU CAN SAY NO when they ask you to wear this. SAY NO. THE STYLIST ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT. ## Katie LeClerc ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171168405_10.xml) This is adorable, except for the part where these shoes are completely unnecessary with it. At best, the nude shoe is where you go when you have NO IDEA what the hell color shoes to wear with your dress, and HELLO. Black shoes, totally fine. Metallic, even. (Green would be too matchy, but I love the bag with this.) Multi-colored perhaps could have worked! Loads of obvious options. ## Ruth Wilson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171177670.xml) You know I secretly love a neck ruffle. ## Crystal Reed ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171168347_10.xml) A bit fancy for someone who is also not in the movie, but this is very pretty indeed. ## Audrina Patridge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171170958.xml) I literally own this and it's my summer time bathrobe. ## Peta Murgatroyd ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171167890_10.xml) Peta -- who, I kid you not, I literally thought was named "Petra" until five minutes ago -- secretly hopes someone will mistake her for Chloe Sevigny and offer her an acting gig. ## Bellamy Young ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171167878_10.xml) TEAM MELLIE. (She also looks totally cute.) ## Christian Serratos ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171167843_10.xml) Christian is one of those actors who shows up at a lot of stuff and probably wrote her own Wikipedia page. Apparently, she played one of Bella's friends in the *Twilight* movies and I literally remember ZERO of that. Wikipedia says she's Bella's best human friend and catches the bouquet at the wedding! I didn't even know Bella HAD any human friends that weren't Anna Kendrick. I'm sorry, Christian. Your dress is cute. ## Stana Kacic ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171170425_10.xml) You know what she needs. [Fugs and Fabs: The Lone Ranger PremiereApparently, Disney invited everyone they could manage to kidnap from the ABC and/or ABC Family soundstages. Also, Johnny Depp looks normal, and Helena Bonham Carter ditched. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171171086.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-lone-ranger-premiere-06-2013/)