Julianne Hough
Oh my God. No. This is both wacky, unflattering, and WAAAAAAY too much for a Saturday afternoon premiere of a movie that you're NOT EVEN IN.
Armie Hammer
This is a brave shade -- it's nearly pink -- but you know what? I like it and I approve. I accept you, Armie. Say hi to the Winklevii for me!
Johnny Depp
Leaving aside the bolo tie and the watch fob, this is TOTALLY NORMAL. No scarves! No holes! He does not look like he's the secret love child of Harry Potter and Steven Tyler of Aerosmith! SUCCESS IN OUR TIME. Now, we just need to talk about how he seems to have adopted a British accent. Johnny, you grew up in Florida. Let's get real. Can you and Madonna and GOOP join a support group?
Joey Lawrence
This is seriously one occasion where the WHOA reaction is totally acceptable and appropriate and not just a joke. BECAUSE WHOA.
Krysten Ritter
I'm unsold on the yellow ruffle, but the truth of the matter is that this is actually really super cute on her. I like this portion of her wardrobe way better than the I Have A New Sitcom LOOK AT MY LEOTARD section.
Emma Roberts
Her shoe/pant combination is filling me with confusion and possibly giving me wrinkles.
Vanessa Marano
Oh, dollface. You are adorable, and I am enjoying the fact that Switched At Birth has decided you are recreating Adventureland this season, but NO. SAY NO. YOU CAN SAY NO when they ask you to wear this. SAY NO. THE STYLIST ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT.
Katie LeClerc
This is adorable, except for the part where these shoes are completely unnecessary with it. At best, the nude shoe is where you go when you have NO IDEA what the hell color shoes to wear with your dress, and HELLO. Black shoes, totally fine. Metallic, even. (Green would be too matchy, but I love the bag with this.) Multi-colored perhaps could have worked! Loads of obvious options.
Ruth Wilson
You know I secretly love a neck ruffle.
Crystal Reed
A bit fancy for someone who is also not in the movie, but this is very pretty indeed.
Audrina Patridge
I literally own this and it's my summer time bathrobe.
Peta Murgatroyd
Peta -- who, I kid you not, I literally thought was named "Petra" until five minutes ago -- secretly hopes someone will mistake her for Chloe Sevigny and offer her an acting gig.
Bellamy Young
TEAM MELLIE. (She also looks totally cute.)
Christian Serratos
Christian is one of those actors who shows up at a lot of stuff and probably wrote her own Wikipedia page. Apparently, she played one of Bella's friends in the Twilight movies and I literally remember ZERO of that. Wikipedia says she's Bella's best human friend and catches the bouquet at the wedding! I didn't even know Bella HAD any human friends that weren't Anna Kendrick. I'm sorry, Christian. Your dress is cute.
Stana Kacic
You know what she needs.