Karlie Kloss
This is one of those looks, I think, where Karlie herself looks amazing, but it would be hard for almost anyone else to fully make this work.
Naomi Campbell
Naomi, as ever, looks amazing even though her facial expression is WHOLLY UNMOVED by all of this.
Liya Kebede
I would hate this on anyone else, but...come on. She's gorgeous. Also, if I had to wear a jumpsuit, it would be this one. SHINY.
Nicola Peltz
So, like, what happens AFTER this "my jacket is falling off me" style dies? Are we just going to be walking around dragging our coats on the ground behind us, like overheated five year olds?
Also, this is literally a sheer piece of fabric over STANDARD ISSUE UNDERS.
Irina Shayk
This is the most covered-up Irina has ever been. When I'm not distracted screeching in horror over her crazy outfits, it's easier to notice how PRETTY she is.
Natasha Poly
This is deliciously Dynasty. I hope whoever is doing the reboot is taking notes.
Cheryl Cole
There is a rumor that Cheryl here is pregnant. (One Direction's Liam Payne is allegedly the father, as they are dating.) Time will tell!
Elsa Hosk
Half of this dress was in a tragic accident with a killer fax machine prior to the party.
Doutzen Kroes
I want this blazer. Did I ever tell you that I am forbidden from buying anything else that is gold? IT'S SO HARD.
Lara Stone
I'm not sure if I'd want to wear a kicky little frock that's utterly covered in firearms.
Constance Jablonski
She looks like the most glamorous cave woman ALIVE in this.
Hailey Baldwin
This dress makes her look like she's a waitress who's in the middle of transforming into a superhero.
Bianca Balti
I just need to put my head on my desk for a little while now. Maybe forever. I don't know.
Sara Sampaio
This seems almost demure.