Nicole Kidman in Louis Vuitton
This is pretty cool -- it was apparently custom for the event -- but I'm undecided on the crown of thorns at her waist. It's KIND of neat and kind of strange, and also might not be doing ENOUGH to shape the dress. As if it's not so much cinching it as gently suggesting something.
Nicole Kidman in Louis Vuitton
She is in a real leg phase right now. Fortunately she is ALSO in a real redhead phase, which makes up for just about anything.
Karlie Kloss
Karlie also has nice legs. Which is lucky because her dress really has no design feature EXCEPT her legs.
Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany
Hideous. I wonder if the tights were a late addition because the dress itself was so microscopic. It's also garish. Those POCKETS. WHY. They're like high-fashion lactation-collection pouches.
Melissa George
My first thought was, "Well, this isn't NEARLY as obvious as I've come to expect from her," and then I realized it's because she's outside and wearing a coat.
Melissa George
Yeah, that seems a LOT more like her.
Miranda Kerr
She is one of those supposed newer supermodels who... just is not for me. I don't react well to her. Which is the context I'm giving to underscore my surprise that she's selling this outfit, and I find the skirt charming and funny. The shoes, meh. But again: She's selling it, which has not really happened for me with her before.
Adele Exarchopoulos
This is horrible. Like a breathable mesh wetsuit dress.
Chloe Sevigny
When milkmaids go out to play, they PLAY.
Catherine Deneuve
That face says, "I wasn't sure about this totally, but looking at these other chumps, I TOTALLY got off easy, so... whatever!"
Anna Wintour
That is lovely on her. And I'm pleased that her shoes are not as boring. I approve, Anna. Your sleepless nights can finally come to an end.
Ashley Olsen, Christian Louboutin
I actually might have liked Ashley's dress, if I could see it. But the coat IS for sure good, so... maybe she knows better than I do. Christian's coat is amusingly dramatic. Talk about wearable wallpaper.