Michelle Williams
This is actually very cute on her, except for the shoes, which I'll give you in close-up later. They're... not for me. I also actually wish her hair were not so very very platinum right now. She carries it off better than I'd ever have expected, but I still like her with more warmth next to her face.
Rosamund Pike
Another day, another dress that's too short on her -- like, I think she's actually consciously squatting a little in her pictures -- she did this in some other outfits recently also -- as if to better protect her mystery. Sigh. The dress itself is a pretty color and pattern, albeit one that is also on sale as napkins at Crate and Barrel.
Brie Larsen
That is the shortest thing I have EVER seen her wear, so maybe LV is just having a micro moment. I might have LOVED this if it were a skirt, and it were longer. As it stands, it looks like her bottoms shrank.
Jennifer Connelly
She's wearing a lot of LV lately, and in fun patterns, but this is by far the least flattering -- and also, PUT DOWN THE BOOTIES FOR A SECOND. Or change them up. If they're giving you clothes, they WILL give you other shoes.
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Someone pointed out that she would've been a great choice for the Vanity Fair cover, and that is super true. She is stunning, and proves the value of keeping it simple.
Emilia Clarke
This SHOULD be nice and simple but something about it reads cheesy to me, like she's a hostess at a diner attached to a bowling alley.
Dianna Agron
That is crazy hideous and I might think it's great. It's so KOOKY, and you know how we feel 'round these parts about anything that we can wear in our forthcoming batty dotage.
Riley Keough
That's very pretty. Also I misread a headline about her recent wedding as "Riley Keough is Married In Boring Wedding," which reminds me of the days when we'd put in temp headlines at my college paper and then have to be really careful not to RUN them by accident.
Charlotte Gainsbourg
I can't with her Canadian tuxedo. And again, I'm forever sorry to Canada that it is stuck with this particular piece of slang.
Karen Gillan
She looks great. RIP, Selfie. Not that I miss the show ITSELF so much, but she was charming on it, and John Cho was there, and it had such POTENTIAL if only it had maybe been done differently and named something else.
Louis Vuitton shoes
These are the boots Riley is wearing with her dress, and I'm not particularly on board with denim shoes.
Louis Vuitton booties
We've seen these before, or similar ones, on Jennifer Connelly. They're SO Xanadu, in a way I appreciate with the right outfit. Charlotte Gainsbourg's denim suit was not that, for me.
Louis Vuitton shoes
These are on Dianna Agron. It's not my FAVORITE cut of shoe -- there's something so clunky about it -- but it's better than what's coming.
Michelle Williams
These look like she's wearing bandages on her big toes. Emilia Clarke had them on in black, also, and... they just do nothing for me. But you know how I am with feet. I don't usually want to SEE so much of how they jam themselves into certain positions. The mystery is sexier than the full view.