Charlize Theron

I'm so sick of talking about sheer dresses. I'm just going to talk about, like, pizza instead. Charlize looks great from the waist up, as usual. From the waist down, I feel that meatballs as a pizza topping are shockingly underused in the general scheme of things.

Tom Hardy and Mel Gibson

I feel like Tom Hardy's face says, "I DON'T ENDORSE MEL'S PERSONAL BELIEFS." His torso says, "my tie is too short."

Lisa Bonet, Jason Momoa

Suddenly, I want these two to headline a remake of Bonnie and Clyde more than ANYTHING.

Zoe Kravitz

I LOVE this from the waist up. It's so Bad-Ass Medieval Princess, and it's wonderful on her. From the waist down, sometimes I just like to have a plain cheese slice and pretend it's a 4th grade pool party.

Thandie Newton

I was just going to say that I had NO IDEA Thandie Newton was in this movie, and that Thandie Newton has NO IDEA where she put her lipstick, and then I looked it up, and Thandie Newton actually ISN'T in Mad Max. No news about her lipstick.

Nicholas Hoult

He's a dish, and this cranberry suit is a nice surprise.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

For a professional model, she often looks as if she's about to sneeze.

Riley Keough

I dig this. And I think I've decided that she looks like Kristen Stewart to me, after we all discussed this for hours last week.

Lisa Marie Presley, Michael Lockwood

I DESPERATELY hope he and Jason Momoa got together at the after-party and talked about hats for like THREE HOURS and then exchanged numbers and are now best friends.

Billy Zane

And then Billy Zane showed up. I hope there was a walk-off.

Fugs and Fabs: The Mad Max Premiere

I gleaned by reading between the lines of some tweets following this premiere that Mad Max is quite good, but that there's an embargo on mentioning that yet, which seems dumb because almost everyone I know is like, "there's a new Mad Max movie? Huh." (In fairness, I may not be traveling in circles that would include a high number of Mad Max enthusiasts.) That said, apparently there's all kind of people in this movie whose faces I enjoy. Let's look at some of them. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]