Fugs and Fabs: The Magic Mike XXL UK Premiere

Matt Bomer

Matty, you missed a button. Come over here and let me help you.

Channing and Jenna

She looks fab, generally speaking. Her FACE is fabulous.

Jenna Dewan-Tatum

But this isn't doing any favors for JENNA's butt, FOR WHOSE BUTT WILL IT DO A FAVOR? There may be no butt. That butt may not exist.

Jada Pinkett-Smith

She looks swell and those shoes need to be on my feet. Not for nothing, but I might also buy a J P-S workout video. Except they don't make videos anymore. I might...um, stream her workout on demand? Sure. Whatever.

Amber Heard

This feels very Cover of A Minor Work of DC Andrews to me.

Amber Heard

Both coming AND going.

Joe Manganiello

This also seems...button-ly perplexed, and I can't figure out why. I think it's possible that, if Joe wants to wear the three-piece, he has to leave the blazer open? Help me figure it out.