Mindy Kaling in

I enjoy the whimsy in this dress, but now that I've seen that parts of the pattern look like fried eggs, that's all I can see, and it's making me hangry.

Nick Cannon

This is IMPRESSIVE. This year, I would like to applaud Nick Cannon -- words I have literally never, ever said before -- for his commitment and contributions to dapper menswear and the art of the pocket square.

Jessica Alba

This is more cleavage-y than I expected at a luncheon, and I also thought, for a moment, that she was clutching a napkin, BUT! Overall, she looks pretty great, I have to admit. And that's a wonky length to pull off with any kind of aplomb.

Joseph Gordon Levitt

Because everyone loves a little JGL.

Archie Panjabi

Kalinda! She's barely recognizable without boots, to me.

Naya Rivera

Don't tell her, but I kinda forgot she was alive.

Molly Sims

I actually really, really like this. It's interesting without being totally whacked out.

Odette and Dave Annable

They had a daughter about three months ago, and I basically think she looks great -- very Odette Goes to the Sock Hop -- until I get to the shoes, which made no sense at all. Let's chalk this one up to the mushy brains of a sleep deprived parent and just high-five her for the lipstick and move on...

Terry Crews

...and then Terry Crews jumped into frame!

Fugs and Fabs: The March of Dimes Celebration of Babies

First of all, the March of Dimes is an excellent charity -- Heather's twins were preemies, and they are my favorite dudes, so I am very pro-March of Dimes; they raised a million dollars at this luncheon, and that is awesome -- but the name of this event always makes me giggle. Because it seems like this should be an awards show for babies and WHERE ARE THEY? I demand MORE BABIES. I want everyone at this event to bring a baby and then let me look at that baby. I understand that perhaps babies are not that into attending a luncheon and listening to speeches, but I don't care. I feel deprived of babies to ogle. I shall have to settle for, among other people, Nick Cannon, who looks dapper, you guys. [Photos: Getty]